Fooled around and fell in love [eng]

Moron

Steve moved in an exaggerated way with that blonde wig, the mustache painted with eyeliner, his shirt open half stomach, the leather jacket he had stolen from the Camaro, and the cigarette not lit on his fingers, making everyone laugh with his imitation of Billy.

-I don't talk like that

-You speak exactly like this

-I don't move like that

-You do it exactly like this, Billy

The blond one snorted annoyingly with his tight brow.

-Well, no, sorry, Joyce is here so... it's more like... -laughed Steve moving through the Byers' lounge to Joyce -Good night, miss, is your mother home? What? You are the mother? Your children must be dazzled with such beauty every morning, no doubt -he spoke trying to imitate Billy's smile -His cookies are delicious

-I don't speak with that idiot voice!

-You talk, move and smile exactly like that,  mothers-seducer -laughed Steve along with all the children except Mike, who was deeply embarrassed remembering the time when his mother told him how she had met Billy Hargrove

-Is that why you have a crush on me, Steve-I-adopt-all-the-children-who-cross-my-way- Harrington?

-Idiot -replied Steve annoyed

-Yes? Well, how stupid do you have to be then to fall in love with this idiot?

-How stupid are you to fall in love with an idiot who falls in love with an idiot?

Billy laughed so flirtatiously and seductively, yet relaxed and sweet, that he so caught Steve as he stretched out on the couch.

-I'm the smartest in town, cutie -said glaringly reviewing Steve's bare chest with his eyes -The smartest

Steve didn't know why, but he felt a huge urge, which he actually carried out, to close his shirt and take off his wig while wiping his mustache with his hand, which made everyone laugh, except for Billy, who winked at him with that look of "as soon as I catch you, I'll eat you". And Steve knew he would, in the car, in the middle of the woods, in his house, or on the hood of his car in the middle of a wasteland, Billy didn't care about the place, when he said there was "dinner", there was.