Overlord: Origin

Chapter 39

÷÷÷÷÷÷ { Start of the Call } ÷÷÷÷÷÷

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Yo! ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Hey, what's up. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Nothing much. Just wasting your time. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: I'm surprised you're not playing right now. That's new. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Well, gotta be active in the real world at least once in a while you know? You never know, one day, once I take off the gear, I might find myself floating in space cause the earth just exploded without me knowing. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: True. So, stop the BS already. Why did you call? ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Sheesh. Can't I just call my good friend without any hidden intent? ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Just spit it out or I'm hanging up. It's my working hours, I'm busy. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Fine~. I encountered some problemo~s in game and... I think I will need your great assistance. Again. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: See? I already know that you only call me whenever you want something from me. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Aissh~ Can we just deal with this at another time? ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: No hidden intent my ass. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Hey! You already know that we're both always busy right? So I have an excuse. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: You? Busy? To what? Wasting money and your life? ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Excuse me. It's not wasting. I like to call it, Investments. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Bullsh*t. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: *sigh* You just don't understand. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Whatever~. I'm done arguing. So, how serious is this problem? ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Well. Really serious. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Hmm. Make sure it's serious enough that it is worth wasting my precious time for. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Oh no worries. You're gonna love what I have for you. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Yeah whatever. Just tell me what happened. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Well, it's a bit complicated since even I don't know my exact situation. But I'm pretty sure that you'll understand it if you trace my account and see where I'm currently located in-game. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Well, that's easy. Give me a minute. ]

÷÷÷÷÷÷ { Few Seconds Later } ÷÷÷÷÷÷

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: What the— How the f*ck did you get in this stage? ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Welp. For some reason, I got teleported there. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Teleported? That's impossible to happen. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Well apparently, that's what happened. I just got teleported there, period. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: *Sigh*. Well first of all, let me explain your situation so you can understand how absurd this is. ]

[ 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶: Alright, have your way. ]

[ 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Okay, the Stage you're in right now is apparently called, "Hell's Paradise", and... that's a thing that no Player in the current phase of the game should reach at any moment by now. In fact, no one is anywhere close to reaching this stage. ]