Announcement from The Committee to Advance The Mayor In Town (CRAMIT). Originally, we were led to understand that The Right Honorable Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI had secretly taken a few days off to spend with his Argentine paramour and did not wish to be disturbed. We have since discovered that he was actually hiking the Apalachian Trail with The Right Honorable Spouse. He wishes to express his abject apologies to the paparazzi who spent the last two weeks searching for Him in Buenos Aires' gay community. Upon return, He will hold a press conference to inform the press what circle of hell they should return to. CRAMIT wishes to remind supporters that undisclosed contributions of any currency or denomination to The Mayor's reelection campaign shall be gladly accepted (though not acknowledged).
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