The Mayor sends his apologies for trouble that his constituents, followers, Liker Cabineteers, online stalkers, etc may experience while converting to Myassa's new electronic office network and website. Although The Mayor will not be personally involved, he has complete faith in the private sector contractor who has been chosen to perform the tasks. The Selection Committee was comprised of high level Elected Officials, Executives and Administrators like The Right Honorable Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI, The Mayor of Myassa, Office Manager Y. A. Duck?, The Right Honorable Spouse, T.H.E Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI, President of CRAACKS in Myassa, Lord High Sheriff Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI, Supervisor of Elections Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI, and representing the private sector was the owner of the Myassa Liquors Bar & Grill/Myassa Town Hall Building, Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI.
It was decided to continue another open contract with the local website designer and manager who has had the contract for four years already, Bytes Myassa. The company staff is The Mayor's 14 year old nephew Rantin N. Raven-Faux XIII. Even though the website has been down for over two years, it was decided by a vote of six to one to retain him because he was the one who had the floppy disks it was copied on.
A suggestion was made during the discussions that next time the Committee should consider telling other contractors about the opening and possibly getting someone better qualified for the job. A policy was quickly put to a vote by Chairman of the Committee Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI and passed with a vote of six to one that the Office Manager should shut up.
The meeting was adjourned and The Mayor and The Right Honorable Spouse cleaned out the secret slush fund again (the office Cuss Jar,which is kept filled by The Mayor) and went to dinner at Eats Myassa, the restaurant behind the Myassa Fudgepacker's #2 Backdoor Outlet.
As usual, signed for The Mayor by coercion:
Y. A. Duck? (I hope my disclaimers will deter any possible prosecutions which may result from these official missives.)
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