Yep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book.
Xenophanes: So much for not doing one!
Orion: Get out of here!
But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
Currently we see me hunched on the floor vibrating like a front loader dryer with a brick in it.
Orion: *Barfing noises*
Ruby: Is he ok?
Orion: *Vibrating faster*
Xenophanes (RWBY): He ate soggy frosted mini wheats.
Issei (DG): He ate soggy cereal?
Orion: I *Barf noises* ate it *Barf noise* with expired *Barf louder* milk. *Pukes intestines*
I finally lay dead in the theater and everyone has shocked face as my visor glows dim.
Ruby: Did? Is he dead!?
Yang: I think he is.
Rias (DG): What do we do?!
Xenophanes (RWBY/DxD): I have an idea. WE have an idea.
They both take out sharpie markers and start doodling on my mask.
Weiss: HE'S DEAD AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS DRAW ON HIS FACE!?
Obviously she's mad that Xenophanes, both of them, decided to draw on my face.
Xenophanes (DxD): You done?
Xenophanes (Rwby): There we go. Now I'm done. Alright prop him up.
The Xenophanes from DxD uses his magic to set up my corpse with my intestines hanging out of my mouth.
Xenophanes (RWBY): According to him he had a button for this specific scenario.
He checks my body to find a button that says, "Use incase of violent vomit."
Xenophanes (RWBY): There it is.
He presses the button and my intestines start getting slurped back in my body. Everyone is on the verge of puking watching my intestines getting slurped into my body like a plane toilet seat sucking in toilet paper.
Orion: Ugh. Hate it when that happens.
I see both Xenophanes snickering at me, I instinctively wiped my face and found black sharpie on it.
Orion: Oh, har har.
I punch the both of them at the same time.
Orion: Assholes.
I remove my faceplate revealing my face. Being just pure blue energy. I wash the sharpie and place it back on my face.
Orion: Assuming that's everything. You ready to react to Mark Enson?
Everyone still is shocked frozen after witnessing that series of events.
Orion: Good enough.
I head to the back of the theater heading to the booth that has the projector.
Orion: Everyone quiet down and silence any electronics during this. You are still allowed to make comments here and there.
I see a few people turning turning off whatever they have.
Orion: Alright. Here we go. First this is Mark's bio. Because how else will you know what he looks like.
On the screen shows Mark's details.
Name: Mark Enson
Height: 4' 3"
Appearance:
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