"I.O.S. Davykr: The Davykr's Blessings on This World"

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We start this one with yours truly searching around the theater trying to find out where the rift will spawn.

Xenophanes (RWBY): So. Where do you think they'll appear?

Orion: You know how random this shit is!

The camera pans to the audience wondering what the hell I'm doing.

Summer: Does this happen often?

She asked the person sitting next to her who happened to Ozpin. (Don't bother asking me the seating arrangement.)

Ozpin: Not really Mrs Rose. Though the best rule in this room is to not question mr. Orion's "shenanigans" as he calls them.

He says making air quotes on shenanigans. Unknown to both I comically rise behind their seats trying to find this rift.

Orion: Come on ya filthy bastard, where are you?

I said as I walked on the walls. (You actually still believe in gravity?) It continued like this until I walked into the booth giving up.

Orion: Y'know? That's it! I give up!

Just as I open the door to the booth I watch as two yellow X and a pair of glowing purple eyes in the darkest part of the booth.

Uzi: WHERE'S MARK!?

Orion:

SON OF A BI-

And we're back. I brought the three drones to the front of the theater.

Ruby: Wait!? Isn't that Uzi!?

Sirzeches: The young girl is right. What are these two doing here?

Serafall: Are we not going to talk about the other drone?

Saji: Yeah. Who is she?

Orion: Let them explain themselves first. Cool?

The audience nods as the drones introduce.

Uzi: I don't know how you figured it out but my name is Uzi

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Uzi: I don't know how you figured it out but my name is Uzi. Try anything and I'll shoot.

 Try anything and I'll shoot

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