Yep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book.
Xenophanes: So much for not doing one!
Orion: Get out of here!
But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
I do believe it is time for a goat's cooking expertise to come to light.
Lost Searcher: I believe it is time to show you how a professional can cook
Weiss: A chef?
Lost Searcher: Yes infact. The best one really.
Instead of the usual reel I take out my phone and connect it to the projector. I open YouTube and press on a certain account. "Cooking with I.O.S." I click on one of the first videos.
"The perfect sandwich"
I.O.S. walks in carrying multiple ingredients.
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I.O.S.: Welcome back everyone to cooking with I.O.S., I am your host I.O.S. and today I am making the perfect sandwich from "Adventure time"
I.O.S. snaps his fingers as a holograph shows Jake the dog making the perfect sandwich.
I.O.S.: As you can see, the sandwich was made by allowing his body and mind to clear itself and allowing the essence of creativity itself to enter his body and take control.
He disperses the hologram as he continues talking.
I.O.S.: I haven't seen anyone manage to empty their mind such as this. So let us begin.
He begins with putting a slab of beef with rosemary and thyme into a bag and extracting all of the air from the bag.
I.O.S.: Now Jake said to cook at 135°. I feel as it won't be enough time to properly cook it, but if it was made with the essence of creativity in control, I shouldn't question it.
He places the bag into the boiling water as he continues with the recipe. He slices the loaf in half. He flips the top part over and using his magic he casts a small flame spell and toasts the slices of the loaf. I.O.S. nods at the progress. He pulls out a spreading knife and spreads cream cheese on both sides. He grabs vertical slices of pickles and places them one one side as he places dill one the opposite. He looks over to his left ready to grab something only for it to not be there. I.O.S. holds his finger up in a "Hold that thought" motion, the camera quickly cuts to I.O.S. aiming a bow and arrow outside with a rope attached to the arrow. He fires the arrow with a quick cut to I.O.S. cooking what seems to be a raw eagle with a hole through it being cooked along with boiled eggs.
I.O.S.: While I couldn't find the exact bird being used in the recipe the essence of creativity has pardoned me.
He places the sliced boiled eggs on the pickles and places the cooked eagle on top. He places slices of cucumber across the length of the sandwich along with tomato. He places full sliced onion on the other toppings. A quick zoom in shows I.O.S. shedding tears from the onion and wipes them away only to splash them on the sandwich. He takes the bag from the boiling pot.
