A much needed meme chapter

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Orion: Y'know how we've been reacting to the multiverse for like.

I start counting on my finger the numbers of chapters.

Orion: Like 15 chapters. I think it's time we dial it back for everyone's sanity. If you still have that.

Ruby: What's sanity? Hehehehe.

She says laughing hysterically. And honestly I can't blame her, I also am losing my sanity quickly now that I'm considering watching mha just to make a piss poor oc x mha story, but hey. As long I have a reason to write. Fuck it.

Orion: Yeah...... Should've expected that. So, without further Ado

Orion: First meme.

Orion: Fucking beautiful meme right there ain't it?

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Orion: Fucking beautiful meme right there ain't it?

Sirzeches: Didn't we see them before?

Serafall: Weren't they the ones we found in the pool?

Asmodeus: The little shriveled up creatures? I think those were.

Orion: Next.

Z23: Is he ok?

Orion: Probably not. Hehehehehehehehehe! Next! This is for you Issei!

Isseis: For us?

Orion: Yep.

Suddenly three clones of me appear infront of all three Issei.

Orion: YOU GET ZERO BITCHES! THAT'S ACTUALLY CRAZY! YOU GET ABSOLUTELY NONE!

The devil's recoil in fear as the hand grabs them and shakes them around before it abruptly disappears.

Orion: Note to self. Don't play doom memes when devils are in vicinity. Nah that's probably nothing.

Rias (AC): What was that?!

Orion: The guy I.O.S. wants revenge on. Y'know, the son of the first being.

Sirzeches: He's grandfather's killer? That felt very wrong coming out of my mouth.

Orion: Tell me about it. Next. Meme.

Twitch: That shit scared me when I first saw him do that

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Twitch: That shit scared me when I first saw him do that.

Xenophanes (RWBY): Dude, we also do that. Hell we killed tails atleast 50 times. And THAT scared you?

Twitch:........ YES!

Orion: Next. Meme.

Rias (DG): Where have I heard that before?

Xenophanes (DxD): hehehehe.

Sirzeches: You pissed on the moon?!

Xenophanes (DxD): Yes. Gonna do something about it?

Sirzeches says nothing and looks at the screen

Orion: Hey Xenophanes.

Xenophanes: Yeah?

Orion: How Dietz nuts taste *vine boom*

Orion: Shit I got tinnitus.

Ruby: What!?

Yang: What!?

Blake: What?!

Orion: What!?

Issei (AC): What!?

Michael: What!?

Orion: Fuck it! Next meme!

Ozpin: What!?

Ruby: That's just mean!

Orion: It's very good against certain people.

Rias (DG): When would it be good to tell someone to commit suicide?

Orion: Riser.

Xenophanes (DxD): He's got you there Rias.

Rias (DG): I hate it when you're right.

Orion: Next!

And nothing was said. Only quiet agreements at what was said, by everyone.

Orion: *Sniff* next.

Xenophanes jumps from his seat into the booth strangling me.

Xenophanes: YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL FUCKING KILL! RRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!

Orion: *Gargling noises*

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