Yep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book.
Xenophanes: So much for not doing one!
Orion: Get out of here!
But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
We start this chapter with me, both Xenophanes, and Twitch chilling outside while I was playing on an air powered accordion.
We went on for an hour until I got an alert that a rift opened near us. I made a clone of myself playing the accordion while the real me went towards the rift. When I reached the spot I found women wearing boat armor.
Orion:
The women turn towards me and aim their guns at me.
Orion: AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY CHILL CHILL!
Enterprise: Who are you?
Orion: Multiversal repair man?
Bismarck: Funny joke. Who are you really?
I freeze time and teleport them to the theater. I head back to the guys and dissipate the clone
Xenophanes (DxD): What the hell man!?
Twitch: Why'd you stop?
Orion: We got new visitors.
The three nod in understanding as we head back to the theater where we find two Issei knocked out on the ground.
Orion: Forgot about that.
Akagi: Where did you send us you cretin!?
Orion: Ok. This might sound weird but.
(Timeskip of me explaining ALL of the azurlane base the situation they're in by
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Enterprise: This is all too much to take in.
Yang: You'll get used to it.
Orion: ANYWAYS! Now that that's out the way. I have the perfect thing for us too watch.
I head to the booth and grab the reel and slam the play button.
The story begins with a loop of a man paddling on a canoe.
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