In the theater we see everyone sleeping in their seats and I was also sleeping. Except my body looked like someone grabbed all of mr potato's limbs, shoved them in a bag and the outcome is what my sleeping position looks like.
Xenophanes (RWBY): You got the whip cream?
Atleast I thought everyone was asleep.
Ruby: Why are we doing this?
Twitch: This man froze us in time for two months, and you don't want to prank him?
Yang: That's fair.
She proceeds to spray whip cream on my hand.
Sirzeches: Are you sure this won't have any repercussions?
Bismarck: Who cares about him?
Orion:
Ozpin: Proceed with the plan.
Ozpin who's weirdly close to Salem for some reason hands another whip cream bottle to Weiss this time.
Weiss: I've been waiting for this.
She sprays more whip cream on my second hand.
Xenophanes (DxD): Here we go.
He pulls out a feather and rubs it against my nose. The feeling was annoying enough to get my arm snapped into place and smack myself on my face causing the whip cream to get on my face. In a panic I wake up and all my bones snap into place. I look at every struggling not to laugh.
Orion: Oh har har, fuck you.
Xenophanes (RWBY): Holy shit there's a spider on your face!
In a panic of my arachnophobia I slap my self again getting more whip cream on me making everyone laugh.
Orion: Oh you pricks.
I snap my fingers causing everyone to have that feeling of that itch they can't reach.
Twitch: Woooooooow. You bitch.
Orion: Let's be real. You should've expected this.
Xenophanes (RWBY): Touche.
Orion: Let me take this off and I'll get the next story going.
After washing the shit off my face I walk back to the booth and pull up the next film reel.
Orion: Alright. So, remnant, not the same.
Ozpin: How?
Orion: Remember I.O.S.?
Michael: Father's brother?
Orion: Yeah. Basically he went to remnant, did some things now the mythologies are real.
Rias (DG): What mythologies?
Orion: The usual. Dragons, werewolves, demons, angels, fallen, the whole shabang.
Yang: Is it important to us somehow?
Orion: You have no idea. Basically remnant becomes a hodgepodge of random shit.
Weiss: How different?
Orion: Let me just show you.
On the screen it reveals a few interesting things.
Mark: Demon
Ruby: Werewolf
Yang: Dragon
Blake: Wendigo
Weiss: Vampire
Jaune: Fallen
Phyrra: Angel
Nora: Minotaur
Ren: Human
Ozpin: Human
Summer: Werewolf
Raven: Dragon
Qrow: Dragon
Tai: Human
Salem: Grimm
Emerald: Specter
Mercury: Human
Cinder: Human
YOU ARE READING
My stories react to the first Mark Enson (And others)
FanfictionYep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book. Xenophanes: So much for not doing one! Orion: Get out of here! But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
