Comical Mark Moments

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Welcome back. I've decided to take a break from the brain melting activities that is trying to write "original" stories and decided to go with a more, memetic chapter.

Lost Searcher: I think I should take a break from the chapters.

Yang: What about the rotten rabbit and us?

Lost Searcher: We'll continue that later, for now. I've decided to show montage of Mark being comical.

The montage begins with Primordial Mark talking with Salem after the fall of Beacon.

Ozpin spat his drink out reading "Fall of beacon".

Ozpin: What does it mean by fall of beacon?

Lost Searcher: That doesn't matter.

Mark: We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch! We had the cover up. We had Amber. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork.

Salem: Oh oum.

She said face palming herself.

Mark: You could've held your plans back, let me do the work and we could have gotten the trust of the people and the relics as soon as possible. But no, you just had to fuck it up. You, and your pride and your ego!

He said in a disgusted tone.

Mark: You just had to be had to assert yourself as the villain! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

Ozpin along with the rest of those who know about Salem were shocked for one of two reasons 1. He was working with Salem in order to kill the gods, and 2. Was because he literally talked to her as if she was a failure.

A screen of static appears as a different scene appears.

(This is the only video I could find it in)

This scene now shows Drone Mark with binoculars and Uzi standing next to him both watching something in the distance. A caption above said "My friend and I wondering how we can make being drunk more fun and then I feel my car keys in my pocket."

Mark lowers his binoculars in realization.

Mark: Wait a minute!

Uzi looks at him with a questioning look and then looks back up with a face of realization.

Uzi: Ohhh yeeeaaaah.

Static

The audience was confused by the interaction by the two drones. Not even Uzi what that clip was.

Next scene shows Scion Mark talking into a mic while looking at the camera.

Mark: If you're playing like that you better have shockwaves to finish the job, because of that guy had shockwaves after he railed me like that from behind.

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