My stories react to the first Mark Enson (And others)

"What is a devil king to a demon god"

We see me in my armor groggily walk towards the front of the movie theater oblivious to the many guests that were attending. I reach the booth and smack the projector a few times until it plays a random video.

Orion:

Everyone turned to see me laughing like a maniac in the booth. This lasted a few good minutes. Once I calmed down I saw everyone looking at me which made me jump in fright

Orion: Oh fuck! How much did you guys see?

Everyone: Since the beginning.

Sirzeches: You have a strange sense of humor.

Orion: It's called having your humor shattered. *Sighs*. Anyways let's watch how Xenophanes fucked the supernatural shall we.

The DG version of DxD shivered at the thought of rewatching The Finale happen again.

Ruby: What do you mean he "fucked" the supernatural?

Yang's eyes went red and she tries to punch me because I ruined Ruby's innocence.

Yang: I'LL KILL YOU!

I stop her in time and put her back in her seat.

Orion: To answer your question Ruby. He almost killed off Christianity as a whole.

Weiss: Are the two Xenophanes the same ones?

Xenophanes (RWBY): Yep! Start the show!

Orion: Ain't gotta tell me twice.

I start the projector showing the great war.

The heavenly dragons, Albion and Ddraig. These two were the beginning of the great war. What was the great war you ask? Well, it was a war between three factions that all originated in Christianity. Why were they fighting, well to put simply, they were fighting each other to see who was better. God, Lucifer, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Azazel. The all fought each other for victor of best faction. Truly pathetic. That's what a creature thought. His name Xenophanes.

Xenophanes: Pitiful creatures, and they call them themselves powerful. HA. They make me laugh.

Xenophanes (DxD): Seriously. What were you guys thinking?

Azazel: Honestly. I don't know.

He teleported to the middle of the battle and released a mere percent of his power and half of all armies had already been brought to their knees.

Albion: Who are you demon to stand against us the Heavenly Dragons.

He said with pride higher than his power level.

Issei (DG): Wow. That's a third degree burn right there.

Xenophanes: You are mere bug against me.

Albion: For your insolence you will die at my hands.

As quick as Albion tried to attack Xenophanes was as quick as Xenophanes killed the dragon with a mere slap. Everyone who was watching this creature easily kill one of the heavenly creatures with no effort. Now the 4 devil kings, and god we're now determined to kill this new contender to prove who was the strongest, not before Ddraig had tried to attack Xenophanes. Azazel was the only smart one to attack someone out of their league.