We start off this super important chapter with me searching the reel room where as usual I'm being watch in secret.
Rias (SC): What do you think we'll watch next?
Xenophanes (RWBY): I looked into his mind and saw that he's planning to show us "The enigma on Belzerg".
Ruby: What's that about?
Xenophanes (RWBY): I couldn't get much, but something about a super powerful Saiyan that was born in Belzerg and not a reincarnated person.
Yang: Reincarnated? You mean as in to be put in another life?
Xenophanes (DxD): Yeah. It's what those guys do all the time.
He said pointing at all three DxD universes.
Orion: I know it's around here somewhere. Let me check the "soon to be made into it's own story".
I walk to that section of the room where you can see "The Primordial Named Mark Rose", "From Empire to Commander", and "Devastation on Remnant". After searching for a minute a notification appears on my phone. I "roll" my eyes and look at what bullshit scam was on my phone now but when I check it I slowly get up and my phone falls onto the floor.
Ruby: Is he ok?
In a spilt second I start running from the reel room while screaming "IT'S HAPPENING!" over and over again startling everyone.
Belfast: Is he usually this hyperactive?
Xenophanes (RWBY): No. Wonder what made him this happy?
Orion: IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING! YAAAAHOOOO!
I run into the booth and mess with the projector and plug my phone into and press play.
Orion: IT'S HAPPENING!
Ruby: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Orion: THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE! NOW LOOK AT THE SCREEN!
Everyone does so and it immediately starts with a scene of a blue kingdom in the distance with lava dripping from somewhere.
Yang: Hey look ice queen. It's your castle.
Another two balls of molten lava drop from somewhere then after an ominous red glow appears and with it a giant stream of lava drops melting the ice below. It cuts to to an under shot showing a statute of Bowser with lava in it making the eyes and mouth glow.
Yang: What's that statue?
I couldn't respond because I was shaking in mach 5 in pure excitement.
Xenophanes (RWBY): That's Bowser.
As the floating island approaches the ice kingdom the island drops anchors in shapes of mace balls causing it the island to tip making it appear as if Bowser was looming over the kingdom. The island crushes towers of the kingdom as it descends onto the floor.
Ozpin: That doesn't look good at all.
The scene then cuts to an army of koopa troopas infront of the statue's head with a purple cloud appearing revealing Kamek.
Kamen: Behold! The king of the koopas!
He slams his staff down and (presumably) the statue opens it's mouth revealing the aforementioned king of the koopas, Bowser. A large hybrid between a turtle and a dragon with a green shell covered in spikes with horns on his head and a tuft of red hair and red eyebrows with shackles on his arms. The king walks between his armies in a terrifying manner a zoom up shows the koopas with one partially hiding his head in his shell and the other next to him with an eye patch.
Bowser: Open the gates!
With a dark booming voice the gates of ice open revealing a penguin king and an army of penguins along side him.
Ruby: Penguins?
Penguin king: ATTACK!
The penguin scream into battle throwing snowballs at Bowser with a close-up of a penguin carrying a larger snowball with both flippers lobs it towards the koopa king. The scene zooms out by a bit showing the snowballs doing no damage.
Yang: That..... Was underwhelming.
Then penguins are seen moving a catapult ready to launch a bigger snowball. When it launches it flys over Bowser and nailing a random koopa on the head. The penguin king raises his hand signaling his army to cease fire, or snow in this case.
Penguin king: That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield!
Salem: I've seen ants put up better defenses.
Bowser: Hehehe. I do not.
Kamek casts a spell using his wand causing all the penguins to be lifted into the air and tossed aside while koopas are restraining them. Bowser then unleashes his fire breath upon the kingdom effectively tearing down the kingdom.
Ozpin: An entire kingdom. Tore down in one move.
Once the dust settles it shows Bowser with a power star in his grasp.
Bowser: I finally found it. NOW WHO'S GONNA STOP ME!
The stars glows brighter until it shows a view of mushroom forest. A green pipe on a cliff face spews out a man in blue overalls and a red cap with an M on it. The man crashes onto a few mushrooms as he lands onto the floor.
Ruby: Who's he?
I'm still unable to respond since I'm now shaking at mach 7.
Xenophanes (DxD): That's Mario.
Mario gets up and looks around amazed at his surroundings.
Blake: Those mushrooms are absurdly large.
Mario then gets close to a blue mushroom.
Mario: What is this place?
As soon he's about to touch it a strange creature with a mushroom on his head yells at him.
Toad: DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, YOU'LL DIE!
His sudden screaming scares a good amount of the people in the theater. Like a good 85% of the audience.
Toad: Oop I'm sorry heh, that one's perfectly fine.
The scene then shows Toad and Mario on a mushroom.
Toad: Come on Mario.
Mario: Mushroom Kingdom! Here we come!
The screen the cuts to black revealing the title, but before any one can comment it suddenly shows Luigi running away from dry bones on a lavascape. He runs into a castle and locks the dry bones outside.
Ruby: WERE THOSE LIVING SKELETONS!?
Xenophanes (RWBY): Yep.
Unexpectedly a this is heard in the booth. People look at each other seeing who is going to check out the noise.
Twitch: Fine I'll go check.
He looks into the booth to find me on the floor frozen.
Xenophanes (DxD): What's the situation?
Twitch turns around to find both Xenophanes with bats in their hands.
Twitch: First. Why do you have a bat. It's not like we're going to find something and second. Why do you have a bat?
Xenophanes (RWBY): Maybe something in there is afraid of bats?
Twitch smacks both Xenophanes's heads together.
Twitch: He's literally dead from tachycardia.
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FanfictionYep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book. Xenophanes: So much for not doing one! Orion: Get out of here! But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
