"The Ex-Yandere"

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So, the audience was chilling in the room talking about my counterpart shitty stories when you know who talked to them.

Lost Searcher: Recently I've been getting complaints that the recent stories have been lackluster in content?

The audience was talking amongst themselves sounding a lot like agreement noises.

Lost Searcher: Well then, this time I would like to explain this next screening.

He then proceeds to explain to them that yanderes kill their crush's friends and family and try to inflict Stockholm syndrome on said crush. Trust me, I wouldn't fuck with one, but maybe Mark Enson, the drone one, specifically a Russian reality bender. Probably.

Ruby: Do they ever succeed?

Lost Searcher: It really depends, if the circumstances are aligned perfectly, the relationship could work without a hitch.

The audience was dumbfounded. These psychopathic murders for love could actually succeed.

N: And, Mark is one of these "yanderes"?

Lost Searcher: Formerly he was. But when an, interesting situation happened he lost his psychotic characteristic and now lives with the girl and continued his life living amongst the people.

Ironwood: He should have been arrested and convicted!

Lost Searcher: Believe me, they tried, but he was so efficient and nearly perfect in his execution no one could find evidence that a murder happened or that he was connected to it.

Yang was giggling to her self about the killing joke. Oh God the puns get worse the more I talk.

Lost Searcher: After he had finished his mass killings he had tied up his crush in his basement and the two . . . . and let's say, something happened.

Uzi: He didn't, y'know. "Have his way".

She said putting air quotes.

Lost Searcher: Gods no, I would never think of writing such a thing. What happened was that the woman he had a crush on was not at all connected to her parents and had no friends. So when she was kidnapped by Mark, she was kind of glad he did because he was the only one to show any unconditional love.

The audience was kinda sad about how she lived.

Lost Searcher: He explained to her how much he loved her and the lengths he would go to prove it. He expected her to freak out and demand him to let her go. So, it was beyond surprising to see her be grateful he did. It snapped him into reality and made him realize what he had done.

The audience was glad to know that the killer had realized what he did, and presumably turned neutral. No way he turning good that far on the corpse pile.

Lost Searcher: Here, I'd like to show you how his life after he had couple's therapy. Something Willow and Jacques should have.

The audience turned to Searcher in confu as they heard my voice coming from him.

Lost Searcher: Ahem, moving on.

He grabs the reel, it's been a fat minute since I said this.

And smacks dat shit in and presses play.

In the city of Vale (couldn't think of a good place) the camera zooms in on an apartment building and then further zooming in on a couple laying in bed, there lies a man and his wife, Mark and Saki.

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