Yep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book.
Xenophanes: So much for not doing one!
Orion: Get out of here!
But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
Orion: Let's be real. I've been doing this shit too long.
Rias (DG): Does that mean you'll help us go back home?
Orion: Probably not.
Weiss: Ugh. What is it this time?
Orion: ............... So. I had this idea.
Xenophanes (DxD): No no- shut up. No.
Orion: Tiny Desk Corporation.
The audience slowly turn their heads towards me in the creepy way.
Yang: . . . . . What?
Orion: Yeah.
Say it with me everyone. Slam dat shit in and press play.
???:This world isn't what it once was anymore.
The screen shows Mark waking up as he rubs his eyes while the narration continue
???: Long ago there was a company with a simple goal. Make the most useless products and sell them at a ridiculous prices. Simple right?
The narration says as it shows Mark doing his usual morning routine. Brushing his teeth, making breakfast while a tiny desk engineer is kazotsky kicking next to his pan while he's comically set on fire with no visible reaction, eating said breakfast as if nothing happened last scene.
Ruby: Did I see that right?
Sirzeches: You mean Mark spontaneously combusting with a tiny person dancing next to him, then yeah. You did see that right.
???: Well no. That company was controlled by a dangerous overlord hidden within the shadows. This man was ready to completely take over the world.
The screen now shows as Mark heads outside in his usual attire as he walks to a building.
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???: Only one person had the balls to try and kill him. That person is me right there. The one walking in the black color, yeah him, I mean me. Yeah, it was almost impossible but I managed.
Mark is now shown walking into a building with a broken sign saying "Tiny Desk Corporation" with two engineers trying to fix the sign.
Mark: Ever since then weird stuff has happened. I was visited by the first engineer. The one who created all of this universe. He told me it was my destiny to set things right within the company.
Mark narrates as he enters his office looking over production of his products across the globe.
Mark: Over things here and there happened like the combining of two other world merging with mine and the supernatural being revealed but that doesn't matter currently.
Rias (SC): Is he really going to gloss over what he just said?
Orion: Yeah. So much weird stuff happens in his company ALONE everything else seems boring. It's almost impressive.
