those fics???

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I'm so tired I've been listening to flight facilities for the past hour

I'm not trying to police anyone's wiring habits but this is just something that tickles my pickle if u do this by all means keep doing it but....

so there's this thing that ppl do where the title is one tiny lil thing in the story

eg. the story is called 'dogs'. I click on it. The description is: "in which they walk dogs together."

I think okay, I don't like dogs but I'll give it a shot. I open it, and before I know it she's got an abusive boyfriend who's come back from the dead to fight Calum, his dad's an alcoholic and they're fucking at a party while high.

Now I'm all for fucking at a party while drunk if that's what gets you going, but where's the dog in this?? What happened to it?? Did it yap itself to death??? Hit it's head with it's wagging tail and killed itself??

Idk if u get what I mean but yeah that pisses me off I'm not saying you should stop writing those im just saying what annoys me

P.s I just finished down to earth by flight facilities now that's a good album ok goodnight

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