cute boys

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ok so you know what really makes me mad/annoyed/sad

every single cute boy EVER is either

one) taken

two) thouSANDS of miles away

three) fictional. you dont know real PAIN until you fall in love with a fictional character from a book or tv show or whatever [[[COUGH COUGH THIS IS AM INDIRECT TOWARDS U AUGUSTUS AND PEETA]]]

four) in a famous band like oh i don't know 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER OR ARCTIC MONKEYS OR THE 1975 LIKE

like don't even get me STARTED on this topic

five) gay

it's truly painful to have a crush on a guy who doesnt even like bOOBS

six) approximately 361863 years older

like why can't there just be a boy that lives in my neighborhood and is straight and single and rEAL AND IN A CUTE LITTLE BAND AND IS MY AGE AND HE WOULD THROW ROCKS AT MY WINDOW EVERY NIGHT SO WE CAN SNEAK OUT TOGETHER AND I READ TOO MUCH FANFICTION BYE

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