𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 - 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬

-prompt list-

1."thanks for being here with me."

2."Hold on, let me fix this for you."

3."you made a promise."

4."was i not enough for you?"

5." i love you, but you're not mine."

6."What's you excuse this time?" "I'm a little bit stupid :)"

7."do we really have to end it all?"

8." doesn't take an idiot to figure it out. " " are you calling me an idiot? "

9."I wish I could go on just one date where I didn't have to use the Heimlich maneuver." "Dude, what goes on on your dates?" "I wish I knew!"

10."you... you don't even have to love me back, you know?"

11." you're blushing. " " i– i didn't realize you were in here. "

12." before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. "

13."you're driving me crazy here."

14." i'm not afraid of you. "

15." we won't forget each other, right? "

16." it's just an innocent kiss. "

17."Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until four."

18." order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. "

19." [they/she/he] kissed you? " it was more of a peck... "

20."Okay, I get it now." "You do?" "Yeah!" "Are you sure?" "No."

21."Just kiss me once!"

22."Can you just-" "CaN yOu JuSt-" "Stop!" "StOp!" "One of these days I am going to kill you."

23." of course i love [him/them/her]. we've been friends for ages. "

24."If you don't stop now I'm calling your mom!"

25."you guys make this stuff look easy..."

26."you did not just bite into your popsicle."

27." wow i really can't speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look."

28."i lost, didn't i?"

29."I guess when you put it like that..."

30."i'm so hot.." "loving the confidence." "oh shut up."

31." aw, did you miss me? "

32." is that my shirt? "

33."you're welcome to stay, if you want. "

34." friends don't look at each other that way. "

35."i just want you to be happy."

36." how about a kiss before i go?"

37."Your hands are always so warm."

38."somehow, i expected that this would happen eventually."

39."hey, your feelings are not stupid."

40"Hrmg, I'm not moving. Don't make me."

41." i'm sorry, have we met? "

42." you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. "

43."Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide ...""...*begrudgingly* No escape from reality."

44."You're so cute." "No, I'm not."

45." your heart is beating so fast right now. "

46."please tell me why."

47." it's okay. you can let go. "

48." you know that's not the case. [she/he/they] adores you. "

49."where's the new coffee mix?" "i'll tell you if you tell me where you put the keys?" "i TOLD you i don't know where—"

50."we could have had a thousand of tomorrows together."

51." it wasn't supposed to end like this. "

52."No, stop saying that! I DON'T care about you or anything you do!"

53."you already know how this will end. "

54." do you remember when we first met? "

55."Wow that was so wild. Crazy"

56."it's your turn to do the dishes." "let's get a divorce." "we aren't married yet, my love." "well we sure as hell aren't getting married now."

57."i was ready to give you my heart."

58." why does it feel like this is goodbye? "

59." unless you don't like me, in which case i take it back. "

60."How is it only Wednesday..." "It's Monday." "NO!!!!"

61."Why are you smiling at me like that?"

62."He's my worst enemy. My nemesis." "Didn't you meet him like five minutes ago?" "Yes."

63."Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

64."do you... love me, by any chance?" "yeah, why?" "well, i'm sorry, i was just— WAIT WHAT—"

65." i don't feel... whatever it is i'm supposed to feel for you. "

66."your mom is coming over today." "tell her to bring fried rice or she's not invited." "you tell her, she's your mom." "but she likes you more!"

67."You really think you can stop me? Adorable."

68."you sound pretty hot when you shut up."

69"Toss me!" "Toss you?!" "Do it!!"

70."Every time I see your face I go crazy." "Crazy in a bad way or crazy in a good way?" "Undecided."

71."this is why i hate summer."

72."well, well, well. look who's running back into my arms. i told you that i'm irresistible, didn't i?"

73."why isn't the air on?? turn it on!""Hold my beer." "This is a Capri-sun."

74."You think you can take me?"

75."Hey, uhm, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..." "Oh, no, don't tell me you're gonna go all sappy and confess your love and everything to me now, are you?" "Well now I'm certainly not gonna to do it!!"

76."ew, you're all sweaty..."

78"Shut up." "..I didn't say anything?" "Shhhh."

79."I just want to throw up and die."

80."This is it. This is my sign!" "... That's a cereal box."