𝘼𝙙𝙢𝙞𝙣 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠 + 𝙌&𝘼

ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ!

With your hostesses, Ashes and Q!!!! You can't see her, but that's okay—

This is a compilation of a lot of quotes that are out of context. And sometimes, just sometimes, Out of Context Ashes is the best kind of Ashes!!!! These quotes are from a while ago and until recent. I honestly can't remember where I said most of these.

And remember, context is important kids! Too bad you're not getting any!!!

"You'll be my little test dummy....that sounds like a hot pet name actually—"

"Your love language is insults, so am I the finest bitch there is?"

"I put more crack in the head!"

"Dickey Mickeys."

"Am I your bitch? Woof woof!"

"My ass is colder than my freezer, like I could stop global warming with how fucking cold it is."

"I rubbed the tub."

"I may be Hispanic, but I cannot handle the heat."

"Snuggo Nuggo."

"Shitttttttt, baby what's your blood type?~"

"I have a devil between my legs."

"He outlived his usefulness in my eyes."

"Not all facts spare your feelings."

"My OCs's wife has a breeding kink."

"I will sell my virtual v-card for that Discord Nitro."

"Lowkey want to become a hoe for that Discord Nitro."

"How can I love another when I can't even love myself?"

"Oh, his ass is a universal experience."

"I aim to be the bag guy."

"Daddy Far."

"Poison me, momsie."

"You can never go wrong with murder."

Bonus Time, featuring my bestfriend of all time Q. We are the ultimate crack head duo:

"You gonna blind fold me in the car while "it's a surprise" all creepy like???"

"I can't wait until the day you get married and bring up this shit, then make your spouse question their decisions."

"Sounds horrible...but my first thought after reading that was fill it with come! I don't care where you get it from, just fill it!!!"

"Honey, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But if I were to ride on your back you'd die."

"The chances of you carrying me is like you going on a diet."