les sequelles - Cillian Murphy & Thomas Shelby

13. But What Is A DILF?

But what is a DILF? | Cillian x Fem!Reader | 

Summary: Your doing an instagram live and somehow convince Cillian to join in, someone calls him a DILF, he's miffed because you know he's not up on young slang and you have a few surprises to share. 

Warnings: sickening fluff! Language. 

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"let's go find Cillian, see if he'll entertain me and be on camera" you laughed lightly, holding your phone so you could talk to your followers on your instagram live. 

 They all went wild, ready to see the man who was always with you but so hidden at the same time. 

You were making your way up the stairs of the house you shared, Cillian would definitely be in his office, working through scripts he'd been sent, some kind of music playing. 

 You were answering questions as you went on the hunt for him.

"We've been together for, oh god I think five years now" 

"We met at an event, it was very casual, he was trying to act like he didn't want to date me" 

 "but he couldn't resist" 

You placed your phone on the small table in the hallway not wanting to shove a phone in his face if he wasn't up to it, "I'll be back guys!" you called as you entered his office. 

 "Cilly, I have a favour to ask" you were slowly making your way across the room to him, he turned a smile on his face as he caught sight of you, like he hadn't seen you in days when in reality it had been around an hour. 

 "Whats up love?" he asked reaching out for you, so you could slip onto his lap. 

 "Want to be on my live with me?" you asked biting at your lip, he wasn't as into social media as you, he didn't see the point but he humoured you most of the time. 

 "Oh love, why" he whined, you couldn't help but giggle running a hand through his hair, kissing his lips lightly 

"because I like people to know that you are real sometimes" Cillian had agreed because really could he ever say no to you. 

You had excitedly gone to get your phone, letting your followers know that he was up for it and to send in questions for you both to answer. 

 You both settled on the sofa in his office, as the questions flooded through. 

 'How are you Cillian?' 

'Have you been enjoying the break?' and then the one that had Cillian frowning and you were definitely trying not to laugh at his confusion but he just looked so adorable. '

Why is Cillian such a DILF?!?!?!' 

"He's not yet, but give it six months" you had giggled, hand falling to the small bump you had been hiding from everyone, the live went wild with comments, Cillian was rubbing his hand over your stomach as the love hearts flew over the screen repeatedly. 

 "Alright guys we're going to go, I need to educate this man on what a DILF is, thank you for all your support!" with a wave from you and Cillian you clicked off the live. 

 "but what is a DILF?" Cillian had asked the minute you put your phone down. 

 You licked your lips, tugging him up from the sofa "well, it's a dad I'd like too fuc-" 

 Cillian had pressed his lips to yours as he laughed, pulling you towards the master bedroom "maybe you could just show me" he asked as he kicked the door closed behind you both.

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From peakyscillian on Tumblr.