6. Bokuakakuroken

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Pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Warnings: None

Notes: Kenma-centric


Kuroo: Did you know that one in every four people are gay? 

Bokuto: That means one of us is gay. 

Kenma: I hope it's Bokuto, he's so hot. 

Akaashi: We're all gay, you idiot.


*Bokuto, upset*

Kenma: It's okay, just let the feelings out. 

*Bokuto begins to tear up*

*Kenma, terrified*: FUCK FUCK PUT THEM BACK IN THERE-


Kenma: Tetsu, I love you and I would do anything for you. 

Kuroo: I want you to have a decent sleep schedule. 

Kenma: Tetsu, I love you but I wouldn't do anything for you.


*Akaashi, on the phone with Kenma*: I need your location so I can find you. 

*Kenma, looking at the sky, unhelpful*: I'm under a cloud that looks like a lion. 

Akaashi: Could you be more specific? 

*Kenma, on purpose*: Simba.


Kenma: Oh my god you guys are being so clingy.

*Kuroo, Akaashi and Bokuto, at the same time*: You came into the bed.


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