40. Bokuakakuroken

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Pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Warnings: None

Notes: Akaashi-centric

Akaashi: Hey Bo, I'm studying and hungry, do you mind getting me some food?

Bokuto: Of course my love, do you want anything in particular?

Akaashi: Rat poison would be great, thanks.

Akaashi: I love you.

Kenma: I dont. HAHAHA LOSER YOU JUST GOT REJECTED!! Sorry.


Bokuto: Do you want to get super drunk and go bungee jumping to trick ourselves into thinking we can fly?

Akaashi: Absolutely not.

Bokuto: You're such a party pooper.

Akaashi: It's called keeping you alive and it's a full time job.


Akaashi: I feel like if I was in a fantasy novel, I'd die in the last battle.

Kuroo: Because you're the sarcastic character?

Akaashi: Because the writers of my life love seeing me suffer


Akaashi: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. 

*Kuroo, Kenma and Bokuto, at the same time*: You need to go to sleep.

Akaashi: Though through thorough thought... I forgot the rest of my sentence. Maybe I should go to bed.


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