Pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi
Warnings: None
Notes: None
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Yamaguchi: I'm convinced that we're straight besties in another universe.
Tsukishima: We are besties.
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Tsukishima: Guess what.
Yamaguchi: What.
Tsukishima: I'm going to marry you.
Yamaguchi: You better.
Tsukishima: I'mma wife you up babygirl.
Yamaguchi: I'm filing for a divorce.
Tsukishima: I'M JOKING.
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Tsukishima: YOU NEED TO SHUSH.
Yamaguchi: I'LL SHUSH YOUR MOM
Tsukishima: JUST HELP ME WITH MY FRENCH HOMEWORK
Yamaguchi: I'LL HOMEWORK YOUR MOM
Tsukishima: YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY
Yamaguchi: I'LL FUNNY YOUR MOM
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Yamaguchi: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Tsukishima: Sweetheart you're lucky I love you in human form let's not get started on other beings of the planet.
Yamaguchi: That was mean.
Tsukishima: You just pushed me off the bed I think I deserve to be a little mean.
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Tsukishima: Repeating something over and over again pisses me off.
Yamaguchi: That's literally so annoying. Like seriously, it's so annoying. I don't think you understand how annoying that is. Do you realise how annoying that is? Have you fully grapsed the concept and the fact that it's so annoying? Like it's gotten to the point where it's way too annoying. Like it's so incredibly annoying-
Tsukishima: Let's break up.
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Shots from the Life of Haikyuu Characters
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other four Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains short snapshots from the lives of haikyuu characters. I hope you enjoy!!
