63. Sakuatsu

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Pairing: Sakusa Kiyoomi x Miya Atsumu

Warnings: None

Notes: None

Atsumu: Omi-omi you just called me Atsu! I can't believe you finally gave me a nickname!

*Sakusa, who sneezed*: Huh.


Atsumu: Not the highlighter jacket again, Omi!

Sakusa: You can't burn it if I'm wearing it.

Atsumu: You underestimate me.

Sakusa: I hope you know that there are witnesses around us now.

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Sakusa: What are you implying about my baking skills?

Atsumu: That they're non-existent.

Sakusa: I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.

Atsumu: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.


Atsumu: I am TERRIFIED of the muffin man. "Do you know the muff-" No. Why. WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME.

Osamu: Is this your man?

Sakusa: Sadly.

*Atsumu pouts*

Sakusa: Sorry love, I'll protect you from the muffin man.

Atsumu: Thank you.


Atsumu: My throat hurts.

Sakusa: Who asked you to scream so loud last night?

Atsumu: It's your fault, you piece of shit.

Sakusa: Not my fault I'm so good.

*Atsumu, with a strained voice (bcs he screamed too loud the previous night)*: YOU FUCKING CHEATED! NO ONE BEATS ME AT MONOPOLY. NO ONE!

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