Pairing: Sakusa Kiyoomi x Miya Atsumu
Warnings: None
Notes: None
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Atsumu: Omi-omi you just called me Atsu! I can't believe you finally gave me a nickname!
*Sakusa, who sneezed*: Huh.
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Atsumu: Not the highlighter jacket again, Omi!
Sakusa: You can't burn it if I'm wearing it.
Atsumu: You underestimate me.
Sakusa: I hope you know that there are witnesses around us now.
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Sakusa: What are you implying about my baking skills?
Atsumu: That they're non-existent.
Sakusa: I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.
Atsumu: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.
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Atsumu: I am TERRIFIED of the muffin man. "Do you know the muff-" No. Why. WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME.
Osamu: Is this your man?
Sakusa: Sadly.
*Atsumu pouts*
Sakusa: Sorry love, I'll protect you from the muffin man.
Atsumu: Thank you.
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Atsumu: My throat hurts.
Sakusa: Who asked you to scream so loud last night?
Atsumu: It's your fault, you piece of shit.
Sakusa: Not my fault I'm so good.
*Atsumu, with a strained voice (bcs he screamed too loud the previous night)*: YOU FUCKING CHEATED! NO ONE BEATS ME AT MONOPOLY. NO ONE!
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Shots from the Life of Haikyuu Characters
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other four Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains short snapshots from the lives of haikyuu characters. I hope you enjoy!!