65. Miya Twins

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Pairing: Miya Osamu & Miya Atsumu

Warnings: None

Notes: None

I believe in Osamu being a little shit and I will spread my agenda


*When they were little*

Osamu: I always feel so weird and awkward around people, but with you it's different.

Atsumu: Aww

Osamu: Because you're also weird so I feel less awkward.


*Atsumu, crying, barging into Osamu's room*: Omi admitted it.

*Osamu, concerned*: What? What did he admit? Do you want me to kill him? What did he say?

Atsumu: He told me what he thought of me when he first met me

Osamu: What is it???

Atsumu: He told me that his first thought was, and I quote, "Has that guy never heard of a toner? Why is it so yellow? It looks like piss."

Osamu: HE DIDN'T-

Atsumu: He did.

Osamu: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THAT GUY

Atsumu: I hate you. Both.

Osamu: Love you too little bro.

Atsumu: 27 MINUTES.

Osamu: Still counts.


Komori: Hey Kiyo, can my parents adopt you?

Sakusa: Why..?

Komori: Because then, when Atsumu finds out and goes "You're sleeping with my brother?!" I can go "Well so are you" and flash him the certificate.

Sakusa: Toya, that is fucking ridic- YOU'RE FUCKING OSAMU?!


Osamu: I love my brother

Suna: Must be nice.

Atsumu: You don't fool me. WHAT DID YOU DO-

Atsumu: How are things going with them?

Osamu: Whom?

Atsumu: Your boyfriends, of course, whom else?

Osamu: EXCUSE YOU HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW.

Atsumu: My dear sweet brother you guys look into each other a little too long to be "just friends"

Osamu: Who told you.

Atsumu: Omi.

Osamu: I hate that guy.


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