Pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji
Warnings: None
Notes: None
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Akaashi: It was so cold in there! My hands can be used as ice now.
Bokuto: I literally offered you my gloves before you left, smartass.
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*3 am*
Bokuto: Ji, are you awake?
Akaashi: I am now. What do you want.
Bokuto: I need to tell you something.
Akaashi: What is it?
Bokuto: I'm gay.
Akaashi: I know that. We're married.
Bokuto: Yeah, but I realised that I never really told you. I just kissed you and expected you to get it.
Akaashi: Well, luckily for you I did.
Bokuto: Good. I just wanted to make sure. Goodnight, Jiji.
Akaashi: Goodnight, my love.
Akaashi: ...
Akaashi: Kou?
Bokuto: Yeah?
Akaashi: I'm gay too.
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Bokuto: Jiji, give me a kiss
Akaashi: That's kinda gay.
Bokuto: You're literally gay. We are literally married. Keiji what the fuck.
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*The TV show Bokuto's watching*
Character A: Hey, what do bees make?
Character B: Honey.
Character A: Yes babe?
*Bokuto, copying*: Hey Ji, what do bees make?
*Akaashi, stressed*: Some annoying fucking buzzing sound, what do you need my love.
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Akaashi: I'm a bad person.
Bokuto: Uh-huh. I'm pregnant.
Akaashi: My love that is not possible.
Bokuto: Obviously. Weren't we saying incorrect things?
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Shots from the Life of Haikyuu Characters
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other four Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains short snapshots from the lives of haikyuu characters. I hope you enjoy!!
