Pairing: Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyou
Warnings: None
Notes: He/they pronouns for Kageyama
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Hinata: Oooh~ You're wearing your nice shirt, I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Kageyama: ...
Kageyama: I... forgot to ask you.. didn't I?
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Hinata: Lol throwback to the time Tobio's sister was asking me if he was gay and I panicked because I didn't wanna out them so instead told her I was gay
Kageyama: WHat.
Hinata: Yeah we were in our 2nd year
Kageyama: Hold on I need to call Miwa.
*Miwa, on call*: Oh yeah I already knew you were gay. I've known since you were 5, Tobs. I just wanted to see if Shoyou knew too. I was trying to set you two up. A bit late for that, I was.
*Hinata, groaning*: Oh my goddd, Miwa.
*Miwa giggles*
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Kageyama: The path to inner peace starts with four words.
Kageyama: Not my fucking problem.
*Sees Hinata swinging from a chandelier*
Kageyama: Goddamnit.
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*In bed, early in the morning*
Kageyama: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been so nauseous lately.
*Hinata, sleepily*: Maybe you're pregnant.
Kageyama: ...
Hinata: ...
Kageyama: I don't know who's the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that or me for almost having a panic attack.
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Hinata: What's for dinner !!
Kageyama: I can't tell you it's a soup-rise
Hinata: ...Is it soup?
Kageyama: I soup-pose it could be..
Hinata: Baby.
Kageyama: That tone was soup-per mean.
Hinata: Darling stop.
*An hour later*
Hinata: There's no soup??
Kageyama: Yeah we're having tacos.
Hinata: HUH.
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Shots from the Life of Haikyuu Characters
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other four Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains short snapshots from the lives of haikyuu characters. I hope you enjoy!!
