21. Tsukkiyamakagehina

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Pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi x Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyou

Warnings: None

Notes: None

Kageyama: If Akiteru-san and I were both drowning, who would you save? 

Tsukishima: You both know how to swim. 

Kageyama: It's a hypothetical question. Who would you save? 

Tsukishima: My time and effort.


Hinata: Have you been yelled at by Yamaguchi yet? 

Kageyama: I'm not scared of him.

Hinata: So that's a no.


Tsukishima: Remember, the path to inner peace begins with four simple words.

Tsukishima: Now repeat after me

Tsukishima: "Not my fucking problem"

Hinata: But Tobio nearly burned down the-

Tsukishima: Not my fucking problem.


Hinata: Tobio is only nice to me when I'm sleeping. Like, he'll cover me up with a blanket, kiss me on the forehead, and sometimes come and cuddle me but when I wake up he calls me a dumbass.


Yamaguchi: Alright, Shobio pay attention. I have a plan to tell and I've only got a minute.

Kageyama: Why're you in a hurry? 

Yamaguchi: I'm not. I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

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