Pairing: Tanaka Ryuunosuke x Ennoshita Chikara x Shimizu Kiyoko
Warnings: None
Notes: None
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Tanaka: When I saw you, I was taking a bath.
Kiyoko: What?
Tanaka: I was taking a bath. Like, I was stunned by your beauty.
Kiyoko: Do you mean taken aback?
Tanaka: Yeah.
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*Ennoshita, checking Tanaka's nose for injuries*: How would you rate the pain?
*Tanaka, who headbutted Asahi's serve*: 0 out of 10, would not recommend.
Ennoshita: Be real. This can be serious.
Tanaka: Like... 7 ish? Honestly, babe, it doesn't hurt that ba-
*Tanaka's nose starts to bleed*
Tanaka: I take it back.
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Kiyoko: Chi, I can't believe you made Ryuu cry!
Ennoshita: Ryuu always cries, it's fine.
*Tanaka, with his voice wobbly and high pitched*: No I don't.
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Tanaka: So I found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil.
Ennoshita: And that is?
Tanaka: If they dislike Kiyoko, they're evil.
Ennoshita: Yeah okay, that's pretty solid logic.
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Tanaka: Chi's washing the dishes and I just heard him say, "Who do you work for?! Who's your contact?!" while repeatedly pushing a glass under the water.
Kiyoko: He's having fun, let him be.
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Shots from the Life of Haikyuu Characters
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other four Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains short snapshots from the lives of haikyuu characters. I hope you enjoy!!
