33. Kuroaka

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Pairing: Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro

Warnings: None

Notes: None

*In university*

Bokuto: Why are you two holding hands? 

Akaashi: Studies show that it relieves stress. 

Bokuto: Oh okay, I thought you two were dating or something. 

Akaashi: We are. 

Kuroo: But we're also really stressed.


*After an argument*

*Kuroo, tapping on Akaashi's back*: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--  [It spells "I'm sorry"]

Akaashi: Is that remorse code?

*Kuroo starts laughing and Akaashi does too*


*In the coffee shop Kuroo works as a part-timer*

Akaashi: Can I have a venti vanilla latte with, 7 shots of espresso? 

*Kuroo, the barista*: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.


Kuroo: What is wrong with you?

Akaashi: Loaded question. Elaborate.


Kuroo: Have you ever eaten a date? 

Akaashi: You mean like, eaten their ass? 

Kuroo: I mean the fruit.

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