90. Kuroken

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Pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Warnings: None

Notes: None

Kenma: Fish don't have arms....

Kuroo: Well actually-

Kenma: How do fish function without arms..

Kuroo: Okay then. Time for bed.

Kenma: Tetsu that's so sad why don't they have arms-


Kenma: Hey, is something burning? What's that smell?

Kuroo: Incest.

Kenma: YOU MEAN INCENSE???


*Looking at a running baby*

Kenma: Wish I could run that fast..

Kuroo: Dude ??


*Kenma, in bed*: I decided that I don't want to decide.

Kuroo: Baby, that was hilarious but you still have to decide on what we have to eat. 

Kenma: Damnit.

*Kenma, looking at Kuroo's makeup*: Hey Kuroo why do you have this tone, you're not orange?

Kuroo: Babe that's pink.

Kenma: Oh.

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