52. Kuroyaku

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Pairing: Yaku Morisuke x Kuroo Tetsuro

Warnings: None

Notes: None

Kuroo: Help me with the maths homework.

Yaku: No, do it yourself, you dumb fuck.


The nurse: Your complaint and reason? 

Kuroo: Dislocated jaw because of being hit with the maths book

The nurse: Your complaint?

Yaku: Strained bicep because of throwing a heavy object that may or may not have been the maths book

The nurse: Your complaint?

Kenma: Busted gut because of laughing.


Kuroo: What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?

Yaku: It takes a screenshot.


Kuroo: 69

Yaku: That's what me and your mom do.

Kuroo: Kill yourself

Yaku: WOWWWWW

Kuroo: WAIT NO. Kill yourself, darling.

 

Yaku: You're so beautiful, like... I'm sat here just thinking how I won you over.

Kuroo: Is this about-

Yaku: Yes this is about your instagram story, stop being so perfect.

Kuroo: I'm so in love with you, shut up before I kiss you.

Yaku: Please kiss me.

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