EU House 3 - 12:16 AM
Poland (🇵🇱) opens the front door and walks in his 🏠. Czechia (🇨🇿) and Slovakia (🇸🇰) are running around yelling about their shenanigans or whatev.
🇸🇰 - Oh, wait Poland, Germany needs to see you in the diner.
🇵🇱 - You're making it sound like he's the group leader
🇸🇰 - Duh, he kinda is. He's smart, strong, assertive.
🇵🇱 - I- I can be assertive!
🇨🇿 - Haha, Poland I never knew you wanted to be a comedian.
Damn. 💀
Poland walks in the diner. Germany (🇩🇪) and Hungary (🇭🇺) are at the table.
🇵🇱 - What- what is it you guys want?
🇭🇺 - Poland, Poland...
🇩🇪 - Let me do the talking.
🇭🇺 - Sure.
🇩🇪 - Poland, we're gonna have to kick you out.
🇵🇱 - ? What? Kick- kick me out? What do you mean?
🇩🇪 - It's either you leave, or, you leave.
🇵🇱 - Like, leave the house?
🇩🇪 - That's what I'm saying. Goodbye.
🇵🇱 - Wait wait wait wait, what the hell is happening? You can't just kick me out the house. And why me?
🇩🇪 - I've asked everyone to vote who would leave and you had the majority of votes, my bud Austria's moving in so we're gonna have to kick you out.
🇵🇱 - ... I don't think you can just "kick" me out.
🇭🇺 - And who says that?
Belarus (🇧🇾) storms out of the basement.
🇧🇾 - I'm TIRED OF ALL THOSE DAMN VOICES IN THE WALL TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF! YOU SAID YOU WOULD FIX THIS MONTHS AGO GERMANY! AND YOU HAVEN'T! I QUIT! I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
Belarus deadass runs out the front door like a crazy man.
🇭🇺 - uh.
🇵🇱 - ...
🇩🇪 - Welp, Poland you got lucky, you now live in the basement.
🇵🇱 - ☹️
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Geothology (Season 1)
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