EU House 2 - 3:29 AM
Spain (🇪🇸), France (🇫🇷), Italy (🇮🇹), and Portugal (🇵🇹) walk down to the basement, they can't get the power back working.
🇪🇸 - Yep, the power's out, probably for the whole neighborhood
🇫🇷 - So what r we gonna do?
🇪🇸 - Nothin :v
A moment of silence.
🇪🇸 - So, who wants to play Truth or Dare?
🇫🇷 - No bro
🇪🇸 - Then what do you want us to do?
🇮🇹 - Guys, I don't think we sh- should be down here for long.
🇫🇷 - Italy why are you so scared? You know there's nothing down here.
🇪🇸 - Doesn't Monaco sleep down here?
🇫🇷 - Yeah but he's always in his room.
🇵🇹 - I swear if that door opens Imma flinch so hard.
🇫🇷 - Hm, Portugal, you just gave me an idea. Wait here.
France walks upstairs and comes back a little while later with very specific items.
🇫🇷 - Everyone come in a circle.
The four sit down in a circle pattern.
France lays out a candle, matches, salt, paper, a pen, and a knife.
🇵🇹 - Uh, what are you doing? Are we about to commit some paranormal activity?
🇪🇸 - I'm not tryna summon a Charlie Charlie demon.
🇫🇷 - Ever heard of the Midnight Man?
🇮🇹 - The Midnight Man?
🇫🇷 - The Midnight Man!
France slices himself with the knife and a drop of blood gets on his paper, he then writes his name on it. He then gets up and places the candle right infront of the door and knocks on it 22 times.
🇵🇹 - Oh hell no! Fuck this!
🇪🇸 - Hold up, France.
🇫🇷 - When the clock hits 3:33 am, we have until 6 am to hide from the Midnight Man. Don't get caught.
🇮🇹 - WHAT?!
🇵🇹 - France has gone insane.
🇪🇸 - France, you're doing the challenge wrong.
🇫🇷 - Now, I don't know ab- ... what? No, I did everything right.
🇪🇸 - You're supposed to do all that at midnight, then the Midnight Man haunts us till 3:33, that's why it's called "Midnight Man". Not "3:33 Man".
🇫🇷 - ... Oh.
🇵🇹 - Dumbass.
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Geothology (Season 1)
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