EU House 1 - 6:45 AM
Norway (🇳🇴) barges through a room door, where Sweden (🇸🇪) and Finland (🇫🇮) are in.
🇳🇴 - EVERYBODY WAKE UP!
🇫🇮 - ... wh-
🇸🇪 - whaat??
🇫🇮 - Norway what do you want??
🇳🇴 - We're going fishing today boys!
🇫🇮 - Ughh!!! No!!!
🇳🇴 - Sweden you're coming with me!!
Norway drags Sweden out.
🇸🇪 - Why me?!? It's too early for this!!
🇳🇴 - Cause bro said he knows a spot.
🇸🇪 - Who?
They get in the car and drive off. Sweden is pissed.
🇳🇴 - Brother, why are you so upset?
🇸🇪 - Cause you didn't have to fre- freaking pull me out of bed at not even seven in the morning. I'm not ev- my brain isn't even fully functioning.
🇳🇴 - Fishing will clear your head.
🇸🇪 - I don't even wanna go fishing! I never asked or... and why Me? Why not Finland? Or Denmark? Or even Iceland?
🇳🇴 - Cause I just chose you, there's no personal reason, you're just overlooking this whole situation. Maybe we were just, meant to be. I mean think about it, out of everyone in the universe conceptually, the one I picked to go fishing with is you, Sweden.
🇸🇪 - What are you even talking about???
They arrive to a parking lot near a lake, another car is there.
🇳🇴 - This is them.
🇸🇪 - Who??
Norway and Sweden walk to the other car...
...none other than Canada (🇨🇦) and Saint Pierre and Miquelon (🇵🇲) get out.
🇨🇦 - You guys actually showed up!
🇳🇴 - Of course, you said you knew a spot?
🇵🇲 - Duh.
🇨🇦 - Of course, let's go.
The four walk around the lake to the other side where the trees look nicer and the grass is greener
🇳🇴 - Mm, the air is perfect.
🇸🇪 - Man this better be worth it.
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Geothology (Season 1)
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