Israel (🇮🇱) walks into a building. He walks in the front room and there's a door on the other side. Iraq (🇮🇶) blocks the doorway.
🇮🇱 - Hey Iraq, you know why I'm here.
🇮🇶 - And you know I can't let you get through.
🇮🇱 - I'm not here for this bull.
Israel tries to get past, but Iraq's so much bigger than him. It's impossible.
🇮🇱 - You suck with all this co-signing. That man behind the door doesn't even care for you.
The door opens, it's Syria (🇸🇾).
🇮🇱 - Hey Damascus, it's been a while.
🇸🇾 - You know better than to call me that. What do you want?
🇮🇱 - You want me to kill a guy? I gotchu. Just let me know who.
Later, Israel and Syria are in Syria's office discussing.
🇮🇱 - Times are changing, right? Sooner or later, there's gonna be some new thing, alliance, power and it's going to change the world. But we can stop it, I can stop it. Give me a name, and I can 🔪🩸
🇸🇾 - Well, do you know Palestine? He's worth alot to me. Bring him to me, alive. And you'll receive the reward.
🇮🇱 - Perfectt.
Later during the day, Egypt (🇪🇬), Jordan (🇯🇴), Lebanon (🇱🇧), and Palestine (🇵🇸) are vibing in Egypt's jeep. It's a pretty good day to have your guard down since absolutely nothing wrong is happening at all and no one is going to randomly show up and try to kidnap anyone.
Israel knocks on Egypt's jeep doors. They didn't notice him coming to them.
🇪🇬 - Who is this?
🇱🇧 - It's Israel.
🇵🇸 - Don't open that door!
🇪🇬 - Huh? Why?
🇯🇴 - What's wrong?
🇵🇸 - Just don't!
Israel tears the door open and pulls out Palestine who's in the backseat. In a panic, Egypt frantically drives off and leaves Palestine with Israel.
🇵🇸 - NOO!
🇮🇱 - You're coming with me.
Israel knocks Palestine out.
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Geothology (Season 1)
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