SA House - 2:53 PM
Mexico (🇲🇽) and Brazil (🇧🇷) are interviewing Dominican Republic (🇩🇴) and Haiti (🇭🇹) in the diner.
🇧🇷 - So why do you think you should join the South America House?
🇩🇴 - Well, we think it would be great for us to serve back.
🇭🇹 - Nah forget that, we just tryna find a new place to live. Jamaica and them are all crazy. This shit ain't safe.
🇩🇴 - Haiti we agreed I would be doing the talking!
🇭🇹 - Nah because you sound dumb asl. "It would be great for us to serve back" shut the fuck up. I bet everyone that's ever asked to be here has said that!
🇲🇽 - Haiti, relax.
🇭🇹 - Nah, fuck all that, and Mexico, you're not even a Southern, you're Latin, if you could get in here. Surely D.O. and I can get it in.
Chile (🇨🇱) and Argentina (🇦🇷) overhear the conversation from the other room.
🇲🇽 - Don't talk back, do you even know who I am?
🇭🇹 - Aren't you the guy who 🥜💦 in his food?
🇨🇱 - Wait whaat?!?
🇩🇴 - Sorry guys, could we just... have a minute?
D.O. and H.T. move to the backyard.
🇩🇴 - What the hell are you doing?!? You're runing our chances of being here.
🇭🇹 - Are you blind!?! No matter what we do or say, they wouldn't let us in anyway.
🇩🇴 - How do you know that?
🇭🇹 - Because... c'mon, we're Carribeans. They already decided their answer prior to us coming here. We're better off with the Northeners than these guys..
🇩🇴 - Hm, yeah, maybe this whole shtick wasn't a good idea, let's get back in the car.
🇭🇹 - Ight.
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