4. Parlor

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by tryhardc0mical

by tryhardc0mical

Mexico (🇲🇽) sells tacos in a food truck and goes around town to sell them. Rumors have it he makes the best tacos out there.

France (🇫🇷), Italy (🇮🇹), Spain (🇪🇸), Portugal (🇵🇹), and Switzerland (🇨🇭) are in the ride driving.

🇫🇷 - Yo, so I heard these tacos Mexico were making are the bomb. They say his tacos have this slimy-effect that make it a hundred times better than regular tacos!

🇮🇹 - Wait like actually a bomb? Does the taco blow up?

A second of silence.

🇫🇷 - Italy, are you retarded?

🇮🇹 - What? No I-

🇫🇷 - What the fuck are you talking about?? "Does the taco blow up?" I should've left your ass back at the crib and took Andorra instead.

🇵🇹 - Mexico usually sells his stuff near the train station.

🇪🇸 - Oh we shouldnt go, the Latin gang roams in that area.

🇫🇷 - Anyone of us here can solo the whole Latin gang.

🇮🇹 - What is the Latin gang?

🇫🇷 - It's those low lifes that think they're all that but wouldnt dare step out of the area they claim because they're too scared of the real world so they hide themselves and make their own fantasies and shit. No one should be scared of them. There's like Guatemala, and Honduras, and Nicaragua and shit. I dunno, I don't really care either.

They pull up to Mexico's food truck and get out the car.

🇲🇽 - Ah, you guys finally decided to come and try my children!

🇪🇸 - Finally, we can eat! Jeez I've been starving all day

The five eat right at the truck.

🇫🇷 - Wait, your children? What do you mean by... that...?

🇲🇽 - Well duh, how else do you think they could taste so good?

. . .

🇪🇸 - 🤢

🇫🇷 - 🤮 IS THAT WHAT EVERYONE MEANS BY SLIME FLAVOR?!

🇵🇹 - WHAT THE FUCK?!

🇨🇭 - 😶

Italy's still eating.

🇮🇹 - Jee, what's you guys' problem?