We may not know it, but we're still in the good ol' days; we should enjoy them while we can.
United Kingdom (🇬🇧), France (🇫🇷), Italy (🇮🇹), Spain (🇪🇸), and Portugal (🇵🇹) are driving to the beach. They've recieved an invite from Canada (🇨🇦). He has a surprise.
🇵🇹 - Guys, summer's ending. You know what that means!
🇪🇸 - And? This has happened a hundred times before, this is nothing new.
🇫🇷 - Aye, I wonder why Canada asked us to come to the beach, I never saw him as the beach type.
🇬🇧 - Maybe he doesn't plan on having a beach day and just wants to slaughter us all and sell our organs online lmfao
🇫🇷 - Dude.
🇵🇹 - What is wrong with you?
🇬🇧 - I'm surprised Italy didn't half-shit himself just from hearing that.
🇮🇹 - What are you trying to say. I'm not a baby-
🇬🇧 - AAA IM SO SCARED! 🗿
🇪🇸 - Just focus on driving England.
🇬🇧 - My name is not England, that would be my sister.
🇵🇹 - Doesn't matter, we're here.
They've arrived to the beach, after a struggle, they found a place to park.
🇮🇹 - I'm ready for this surprise!
🇫🇷 - It better be worth it.
🇬🇧 - Guys.
🇫🇷 - Huh?
🇪🇸 - What?
🇬🇧 - Let's make this day count.
🇪🇸 - Sure no problem.
The five get out of the car, Canada is on the beach, easy to spot, along with Norway (🇳🇴), Sweden (🇸🇪), Finland (🇫🇮), Ireland (🇮🇪), and Denmark (🇩🇰) all standing in a circle, it looks like they're covering something.
🇵🇹 - Fuck is they doing?
🇪🇸 - I don't even know. Come on, let's just get to them.
🇬🇧 - They're doing a ritual.
🇵🇹 - They look weird asl.
🇬🇧 - You're weird asl.
🇨🇦 - Hello guys.
🇫🇷 - Wassup Canada. Now, why the hell are we here? Did you really come all the way out here to host a beach party since you know summer's ending and all that.
🇨🇦 - Yeah, and also... 😁.
🇮🇪 - Shall we reveal the surprise?
🇨🇦 - It's actually behind the jeep.
The jeep was also on the beach not far from them.
The ten walk to the jeep.
🇪🇸 - What's on the other side?
🇨🇦 - Surprise!!
. . .
. . .
. . .
America (🇺🇸) comes from behind the jeep.
🇫🇷 - Huh?!
🇪🇸 - No way.
🇬🇧 - Why is he here?
🇺🇸 - I know you guys missed me while I was gone!
🇬🇧 - I didn't.
🇵🇹 - Bro I was expecting like ice-cream or a ticket to a Warrior's game or something.
🇺🇸 - You guys aren't gonna like... cry of happiness or something?
🇬🇧 - No. 💀 Nobody missed you.
🇮🇪 - I did.
🇮🇹 - So America, are you staying here?
🇺🇸 - Obviously, this is my home.
🇩🇰 - The air smells nice.
🇮🇹 - The weather is perfect. This city is perfect. Did you guys know that this city, which is a stunning sight, was constructed amidst a dense jungle. Tall mountains that serve as the city's backdrop complement its elegance and have contributed to its current form. Since most buildings mirror the broad slopes and steep peaks of the mountains, the materials these mountains brought were of enormous significance, but they were also important when it came to architectural designs.
🇫🇷 - ...
🇮🇹 - There is nowhere else on world with as many tall towers as the city's skyline. A lot of attention has been paid to trade, which is at an all-time high. Not just the city's residents, but also the city's identity, have been influenced by a few different civilizations. This vast melting pot, which formerly was a metropolis of monotony, now unifies all the residents of the city.
🇫🇷 - bro shut up
🇬🇧 - Italy stop being a fucking bot and saying random shit you don't even know what it means.
🇮🇹 - This multicultural identity is what has really left its mark. Numerous dining options are available at hundreds of restaurants, cafes, and pubs, while those in search of something different can visit museums, libraries, concerts, or one of the many other recreational facilities.
🇸🇪- .... Is he alright?
🇬🇧 - what is going on?? 💀
🇺🇸 - Alright guys that's season one, yeah! Season one is done! Come back for season two, cause... I'm gonna be in it alot, and you're... you're gonna wanna see that. yeah, we'll definetly be for up that. Come back for season two. I swear it's gonna be even better than this one. WOO AMERICA!!!
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Geothology (Season 1)
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