Somewhere, Malaysia (🇲🇾) and Indonesia (🇮🇩) walk into a store, Thailand (🇹🇭) is at the other side of the register.
🇲🇾 - Ah, Thai, you got the job?
🇹🇭 - Yeah, but it's not my main thing, it's more like a side hustle.
🇲🇾 - Nice, nice. By the way, did you pay V.N. back his money?
🇹🇭 - Who?
🇲🇾 - V.N., Vietnam, you payed him his money back right?
🇹🇭 - Wh- what money?
🇲🇾 - He bought you food at that one restuarant. Remember? With the fortune cookies and that... you got too many forks... the kitchen set on fire... you don't remember at all?
🇹🇭 - OH! I forgot about that. Yeah I'll pay sometime.
🇲🇾 - Dude, Vietnam is not the guy to fuck around with money. You better pay him back, he's coming to get you.
🇹🇭 - Yeah yeah. I have a job, I'll just pay him when I feel like it, I have more than enough.
Indonesia pulls out a 🔫 to Thailand.
🇮🇩 - Give us the money.
🇹🇭 - Wh- What is this?! Are you serious? Malaysia, I thought we were friends!
🇲🇾 - I didn't want to do this. But Vietnam doesn't fuck around with his money.
🇮🇩 - Start running the bag...
Thailand hands all the money he earned to Indonesia.
🇲🇾 - Thanks Thai, oh, and by the way, I mever wanted to do this. But I'm getting payed to so I hope you'd understand.
Malaysia and Indonesia walk out the store.
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Geothology (Season 1)
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