Geothology (Season 1)

8. 12

It's dark out, has to be around 10pm, Mexico (🇲🇽) is closing his truck for the night.

Sudan (🇸🇩), Libya (🇱🇾), and Chad (🇹🇩) pull up on him all strapped.

🇲🇽 - Huh? Who are you? What do you want?

The gangsters pull out their guns.

🇸🇩 - Give us your goddamn shit before we shoot yo' ass.

🇲🇽 - Ww... woah woh, I don't want any trouble.

🇹🇩 - Where's the money?

🇲🇽 - Come on guys, let's not do this.

Libya smears the 🔫 on Mexico.

🇱🇾 - Nizzle we're not fuckin' playin around. Where the fuck da shit at??

🇲🇽 - Alright, it's in the compartment...

Mexico has tons of moola in there. Libya takes that shit.

🇹🇩 - Give us the keys, and no funny shit.

🇲🇽 - Okay okay, here, just go.

They evict Mexico off the truck, and take off, leaving Mexico stranded.

SA House - 4:17 AM

Mexico drags himself into the dark quiet house. But Chile (🇨🇱) and Argentina (🇦🇷) were on the console playing fifa.

🇨🇱 - ...

🇦🇷 - Uh, wtf

🇨🇱 - Where the hell were you?? Why are you just coming now?

🇦🇷 - You going to a bar?

Mexico collapsed on the floor.

8:32 AM

Mexico wakes up on his bed surrounded by Argentina, Brazil (🇧🇷), Chile, Bolivia (🇧🇴), Peru (🇵🇪), Ecuador (🇪🇨), Uruguay (🇺🇾), and Colombia (🇨🇴). That's everyone in the SA House.

🇲🇽 - Huh?? What? What are you guys doing??

🇧🇷 - No, what were YOU doing walking in the house at 4 in the morning, all tired, beat up, and dirty. The last thing we need to worry about is us. Now, what happened to you?

🇲🇽 - Oh, I got robbed.

🇨🇱 - Robbed??

🇪🇨 - aint no way lmao

🇵🇪 - You got all your shit stolen?

🇨🇴 - and the Fall of Mexico begins.

🇧🇴 - I told you that you need to relocate.

🇧🇷 - Do you know who took your stuff?

🇺🇾 - Was it the Latin gang?

🇲🇽 - I- I don't know, I don't know anything!