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mating rituals

bird!zhongli x bird!childe

Zhongli pov

I was flying down the alleyway of the forest as a big tiger was chasing me. My heart was pounding as the big beast was right behind me. I felt the air breathing against my featherly gracious hue as the tiger whipped out its paw and smashed me against the ground. I lot out an agonizing scream:

"AHAHJJHAFGDAGFGHAFFAGGHAAHGA" i creamed my heart out. 

Childe pov:

As I was flying down the drain on a beautiful summer day i heard a grocious breedable scream ringing in my ears. The scream sounded far away but i would fly all the way to new delhi to find this beautiful lady. I tracked the sound with my birdphone 420 max and found out the scream was actually pretty close and the thought aroused me. I felt my whole skin under the feathers to flush red as I dived down to find my babe. 

I flew and flew and finally saw the magnificent bird laying on the ground. I flew down to start my mating ritual.

"Hey girlie, look at this" I said as I started dancing Gangnam style. I made sure to leave the best impression on this beautiful female. The heavenly glamorous maiden looked confused and said the words that made me bend over. 

"I am a guy" the bewitchingly irresistible so called guy said. Natures law was broken for the first time in that forest as the two guys revolutionized homosexuality among us. 

It was a smashing success.