Slipknot Shit

Starting this hell (a groupchat)

Corey added 8 others

Corey: hey bitchesssss

Joey: hello-?

Sid: hey

Corey: what y'all doing?

Joey: I'm doin drums..? Very confused by the way.

Mick: it's btw Joey

Joey: what's btw?

Mick: by the way

Joey: ?

Mick: it means by the way

Joey: OHHHHH

Mick: dumbass

Joey: shut up! I'm not good with abbreviations

Sid: if you two are done, I'm cooking some eggs

Clown: at 3pm?

Sid: yep! I got hungry

Jim: ofc you did

Joey: what's ofc mean-

Jim: seriously

Mick: seriously 

Joey: ofc means seriously?

Corey: you are fucking retarted Joey

Joey: Stop!!! Whats it mean?!?

Jim: it mean of course idiot

Joey: oh

Corey: yep..

Joey: I'm sorry-

Mick: no need to apologize for your retartness Joey, we get it

Joey: quit! That's fucking rude! :(

Mick: oops?

Clown: you guys wanna hear smt cool?

Corey: hi to you too

Joey: NOW WHATS SMT MEAN?!?

Corey: something

Joey: Well no shit! What's it mean

Clown: are you serious Joey-

Mick: I'm actually dying of laughter rn-

Sid: no Joey- it literally means something

Joey: does it really..?

Sid: yea..

Joey: I feel so stupid

Mick: as you should

Joey: MICK STOP OMGGG

Mick: whatever. Clown what did you want?

Clown: I killed a possum and currently roasting it

Joey: EW

Corey: cooked possum is great!

Sid: I've never tried it, tell me how it tastes!

Clown: it's good! I've had it a couple times

Joey: you guys are gross

Jim: for once Joey, I agree with you

Joey: ☺️

Chris: hey

Joey: oh hey man!

Clown: wondering where you were at

Sid: hey dude!

Mick: hi

Corey: hello

Chris: I was just watching some tv and I had my phone on silent so I didn't see you guys texting

Clown: it's fine man, we are just laughing at joeys stupidity 

Joey: yep.. 🥲

Chris: sounds fun!

Corey: it honestly is

Joey: fuck all of you

Corey: ❤️

Clown: fuck you too

Mick: yea whatever 🖕

Jim: Corey what's with the heart-?

Corey: it was sarcasm dumbshit 

Joey: isn't it dipshit?

Corey: shut up Joey!

Joey: alright then...

Paul: shut the fuck up, all of you. Goddamn my phone is heating up so bad. I'm trying to sleep!

Corey: who

Paul: what?

Corey: who

Paul: who what?

Corey: who asked

Sid: DAMMNNNNNNNN

Mick: WOAHHH COREYYYY

Jim: DAMN REALLY HITTING HIM WITH THE WHO ASKED 💀

Paul: ...

Clown: I wasn't expecting that

Chris: me either- tf

Joey: damn-

Paul: I'm leaving.

Joey: Aw..

Corey: fine with me!

Mick: Alr then, bye man

Joey: mick... what's Alr mean...?

Mick: USE YOUR HEAD JOEY. WHATS THE ONLY WORD IT COULD BE

Joey: I DONT KNOW THATS WHY IM ASKINGGGG

Clown: it means alright joey. I mean Jesus, can you get any stupider?

Joey: :'(

Sid: can we stop bullying Joey-?

Joey: yea- :(

Corey: awww... is it hurting your feelings..?

Chris: PFF

Clown: LMAO

Joey: ...

Joey: I don't know if you guys know, but I am crying right now. Literally crying

Corey: aww you poor poor thing... what? You want a lolli to cheer you up..?

Joey: I FUCKING HATE YOU COREY

Corey: lol I know. Love you too 💕

Sid: what do you mean love you too-

Clown: YEA-

Corey: I meant it as a joke! Jesus Christ! Always jump to conclusions

Jim: sure...

Corey: I DID

Mick: nah we believe you man...

Corey: yea, the 3 dots really make me believe you believe me

Mick: yep...