Slipknot Shit

Group chat PT.4

Joey: YKNOW WHAT IM DONE

Sid: ?

Joey: I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

Shawn: :)

Joey: NO BECAUSE EVERYDAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE IM HARASSED BY YOU ASSHOLES

Shawn: I'm*

Joey: SEE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Shawn: See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.*

Joey: SHAWN PLEASE, I CANNOT TAKE THIS RN

Shawn: oops.

Sid: What's wrong Joes? :(

Corey: He's probably mad bc I ate his brownie.

Joey: you what

Corey: Oh shit that's not what this is abt

Jim: You're in some deep shit down Corey.

Joey: you ate my brownie that I specifically said not to eat..?

Corey: no...

Chris: this is quite entertaining if I do say so myself

Sid: 🤥 = 🤓

Chris: tf

Sid: You used big boy words.

Joey: I can't believe you Corey.

Corey: sorry-?

Joey: SORRY? 

Sid: 🫣

Mick: Feeling you sid.

Corey: :/ 

Joey: IM DONE. IM FUCKING DONE. IVE HAD IT

Chris: isn't that what you said last week?

Joey: YEA WELL IM SERIOUS NOW

Shawn: you'll come around, you always do

Sid: it's ok Joey! I'll make you another or we can go buy one!

Paul: I can make you one since last time you guys didn't want my food 🙃

Corey: Not to sound like a complete ass but if they didn't want it last time why would they want it now?

Chris: DAMN

Shawn: Wow Corey

Corey: I didn't mean it in a bad way!

Paul: wow

Corey: Paul cmon..

Joey: Poor Paul :(

Mick: this is honestly funny

Paul: I'm never cooking for any of you again.

Sid: I like your food!

Joey: Me too!

Corey: I didn't say I didn't-

Paul: no no no it's fine. I understand.

Shawn: Real smooth Corey, real smooth

Corey: I DIDNT MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY

Joey: >:( you made Paul upset! That poor man didn't deserve it!

Sid: Paul didn't deserve 75% of the things we've done to him

Chris: True

Corey: IM SORRY PAUL

Mick: you made him leave-

Shawn: Corey we've been talking for about 6 minutes and you've already upset two people out of the nine, congrats!

Corey: SHUT UP SHAWN

Shawn: :)

Joey: This is why I hate this fucking band.

Jim: nah, I think you just hate us bc we are so much taller than you so you feel left out

Mick: Mhm

Joey: ...

Sid: Now you've done it..

Joey: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Jim: mhm

Joey: YOU GUYS TORTURE ME EVERY DAY. MAKING FUN OF ME, LITERALLY THROWING ME ACROSS A FUCKING ROOM, AND JUST BEATING ME

Shawn: Ok well I was angry and I was also drunk so I didn't mean to throw you...

Joey: YOU WERENT EVEN DRUNK

Shawn: I was angry..

Mick: YOU THREW JOEY ACROSS A ROOM!? OMG THATS HILARIOUS 

Joey: .

Shawn: It was kinda funny ngl

Sid: Aww poor Joey, they didn't mean that-

Joey: I'm done.

Shawn: cooleo 

Joey: COOLEO ME ONE MORE TIME SHAWN. I FUCKING DARE YOU

Shawn: cooleo :)

          -Joey left the conversation-

Sid: NICE GOING SHAWN

Shawn: LMAO

Mick: This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while

Chris: fr

Jim: I honestly feel kinda bad-

Corey: No one cares Jim!

Jim: alright..

Sid: None of you deserve to be in Joeys presence.

Shawn: You act like hes some god or some shit

Sid: He's the mini god, the all mighty god, he's all knowing

Chris: oh my god sid.

Sid: it's true 😌

Shawn: Whatever, just go leave and check on him, tell him I'm not sorry

Sid: uh huh.