Shawn: hey guys
Paul: hm?
Jim: what
Joey: yea?
Corey: whatcha want
Shawn: imagine dropping your snare drum during a solo
Chris: IF YOURE STILL MAD SHAWN ISTG
Shawn: oh yknow, maybe I am
Chris: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW
Mick: 😐
Joey: uh, we interrupting smt?
Shawn: no, you're not.
Chris: if I would have known I wouldn't have done it
Sid: spill the tea :)
Shawn: some dumbass exited out of a VERY important tab I had on my computer and I can't access it anymore.
Shawn: thanks bestie Chris 😊❤️
Chris: I DIDNT KNOW
Paul: 🙂🍿
Jim: Paul already had the popcorn-
Paul: yep, I know a fight boutta go on :)
Shawn: nope bc I can just deal with it later :)
Corey: what's your plan of revenge this time?
Chris: what.
Shawn: well I wouldn't wanna tell it when he's in the chat right?
Joey: pleaseeeee
Sid: I WANNA KNOW
Shawn: crows.
Chris: you wouldn't.
Shawn: would I? :)
Chris: you wouldn't dare.
Shawn: oh baby I'm pretty sure I would 😊
Jim: BABY-?
Shawn: didn't mean it like that.
Paul: uh huh 😒
Chris: Oh cmon Shawn!
Shawn: 😊
Chris: I'm locking all of my doors, fuck you
Shawn: I'll find a way, trust me. I always do
Joey: not creepy at all-
Corey: yea dude tf-?
Shawn: don't ask.
Mick: this is very entertaining :)
Paul: fr dude, but I'm now scared for Chris's well-being in a couple moments..-
Jim: it's funnyyyyy
Chris: no it's not :(
..
Chris: Shawn we can talk abt it man..
Shawn: can we?
Chris: mhm! I'm sure I can find a way! Just..let's not do the crow thing? Deal..? :)
Shawn: mhm. Sure.
Chris: REALLY??
Shawn: no.
Chris: ..
Joey: damn.
Mick: imagine 💀
Corey: that sucks. We love ya Chris
Jim: fr
Paul: *salutes*
Chris: glad to see you guys care :(
Corey: ☺️
Joey: I do, but I don't wanna intervene-
Chris: man fuck all of you, I'm haunting all of your asses.
Sid: Aw :(
Mick: I mean you're just gonna be seeing me jerk off so I don't think it's worth it-
Chris: ew.
Jim: yea wtf-
Paul: disgusting ass
Mick: YOUVE ALL DONE IT
Sid: still :(
Mick: man whatever.
Chris: I'm just gonna go and make sure I don't die in the next 24 hours
Joey: farewell my good man
Corey: ✌️
Chris: fuck y'all.
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FanfictionSlipknot conversations, texts, and shit like that. Sorry if this is horrible. But uh yea, enjoy 😊 Best ranking 11/8/22: #1 in Chris Fehn and #1 in Paul Gray 12/19/22: #1 in gayish
