Simon: Wassup Chris
Chris: Simon?
Simon: Mhm
Chris: Y r u texting me?
Simon: bc I don't wanna go upstairs rn
Chris: mhm.. what do u need?
Simon: nothing, I'm just bored yknow?
Chris: yea ig.
Simon: anywaysss can you tell dad not to get mad at me bc I might have drank the rest of his whiskey? 🥺
Chris: YOU WHAT
Simon: there was just a bit left..
Chris: SIMON! YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT IS!?
Simon: if you don't I'll post on Twitter a picture of you and dad kissing
Chris: consider it done.
Simon: thank youuuu
Chris: yea whatever.
Simon: oh, did he get some last night?
Chris: did he get some what?
Simon: 😏😏
Chris: EW WTF SIMON!!
Simon: teehee 😏
Chris: YOURE ACTUALLY DISGUSTING
Simon: you guys are the kinky ones. You guys are the gross ones, not me
Chris: we're not even that kinky!
Simon: That? 🤨
Chris: Just stfu.
Simon: whatever, you didn't answer my question thooo ;)
Chris: why do you wanna know?
Simon: I'm bored. Now answer.
Chris: no he did not.
Simon: uh huh sure, then what was that banging and screaming? 😏
Chris: Shawn got angry because he accidentally deleted about 3 paragraphs of a story he was writing online.
Simon: really-?
Chris: yea, poor thing.
Simon: damn, that must suck.
Chris: mhm.
Chris: anyways, I'm leaving.
Simon: aww man.
Chris: buh bye
Simon: bye
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FanfictionSlipknot conversations, texts, and shit like that. Sorry if this is horrible. But uh yea, enjoy 😊 Best ranking 11/8/22: #1 in Chris Fehn and #1 in Paul Gray 12/19/22: #1 in gayish
