Slipknot Shit

Group Chat PT.11

Sid: yo mr Clown man

Shawn: wtf do you want now?

Sid: have you heard from Joey? Or have any of you? He hasn't been in contact with me lately :(

Chris: probably fed up with your annoying ass.

Shawn: I'm happy we are finally agreeing on something Chris.

Corey: I have

Sid: WHERE IS HE?! WHERE HAS HE BEEN!

Corey: resting

Sid: resting? FROM WHAT?!

Corey: shows and just mental health in general.

Shawn: is he ok?!

Corey: yea man- he's fine.

Shawn: Jesus Christ..I thought something was wrong..

Corey: no, he's just tired.

Jim: he's fun sized, ofc he's gonna be tired

Paul: fun sized-?

Jim: fun sized :)

Sid: Aw wait that's kinda adorable

Mick: Oh Corey, if ya get the chance, can you ask Joey how his Murderdolls concert went?

Corey: yea, I'm with him rn so I'll ask.

Shawn: whatcha doing over there?

Corey: being nice, and Mick he said it was good, he almost fell in his platforms tho

Mick: tell him I said Loser :)

Corey: I will certainly not :)

Mick: :(

Sid: ASK HIM IF HE CAN TEXT OR CALL ME LATER! I DONT WANNA BE ALONE

Corey: no fuck off! It's my time to have him!

Chris: your time? Is Joey something y'all just pass around from time to time.

Corey: no, but every time I get Joey, this motherfucker try's to get plans with him.

Sid: >:(

Jim: y'all share him-?

Corey: mhm, since this clingy motherfucker can't leave Joey alone, we have to take turns. AINT that right Sid?

Sid: Stfu! You still need to share!

Corey: Fuck off!

Joey: what the actual fuck..?

Sid: JOEYYYYYY!!!

Corey: wassup bestie

Sid: stfu he's my bestie

Corey: Bitch?!

Joey: calm down-wtf

Corey: Joey, I'm all yours right? 😊

Sid: no I am! Right?!

Joey: uh

Shawn: both y'all are wrong, I'm obviously his favorite. 

Corey: excuse me

Sid: excuse me

Shawn: you heard me.

Joeys: guys I'm not a fucking toy-?

Shawn: he asks ME for shoulder rides, y'all are extra. Plus, I'm the only father figure he's really ever had.

Jim: go off Clown-

Corey: he's mine!

Sid: no he's not! He's mine!

Joey: guys- I'm literally no ones

Corey: yes you are! You're mine!

Sid: no he's mine! I've known him longer than you!

Corey: SO!?

Sid: SO! HES MINE! HES KNOWN ME LONGER, THEREFORE HE LIKES ME BETTER, THEREFORE HES MY BESTFRIEND. YOURE JUST A EXTRA.

Mick: didn't think we'd have another fight. 🙂🍿

Paul: i know...this shit is entertaining as fuck. 🤭🍿

Joey: I'm just gonna go..

Chris: you guys are making him uncomfortable-

Joey: no, I just don't wanna deal with their bullshit lol

Chris: ah, got it

Corey: WHOS THE ONE AT HIS HOUSE RN?! HUH?

Sid: YOU PROBABLY JUST WENT OVER!

Corey: NO! HE CALLED ME FIRST SO I WENT OVER YOU DUMBASS

Clown: yknow what? I'm not even gonna get into this bc I got someone of my own soo

Mick: 😐🍿

Jim: 😐🍿

Paul: 😐🍿

Craig: 😐🍿

Mick: you what

Shawn: what-?

Paul: spill the fucking tea rn Shawn.

Shawn: spill the what-?

Jim: the tea.

Sid: dude I'm done arguing rn, the tea is who is "yours"

Shawn: oh, does it matter-?

Mick: YEA

Jim: WHY WOULDNT IT

Shawn: it's no one

Joey: so Chris is no one?

Mick: *GASP*

Jim: *MEGA GASP*

Paul: Aww

Shawn: what-? Wait no-

Chris: the actual fuck..?

Sid: 🥹

Corey: 🫢

Joey: why are you guys surprised-? Y'all have seen the look in their eyes when Clown sucks Chris's mask 🤭

Shawn: I'm fucking leaving

Jim: YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH SHAWNTY

Sid: the old man finally has someone :)

Paul: mhm :)

Joey: well chris, you gonna say something? :)

Chris: it's not that big of a deal..

Mick: SO YOURE NOT DENYING IT

Jim: OH MY GOODIE GOODNESS

Paul: AWWW

Corey: PSBJDFHDBHDJFD

Chris: just shut up.

Sid: 🥹🥹🥹

Chris: fuck y'all I'm leaving

Joey: bye Chrissy 😋

Paul: so are you guys done fighting over Joey?

Joey: WHY WOULD YOU SAY ANYTHING

Paul: oops..

Corey: it's fine bc imma get off so me and joey can cuddle 🥰 

Sid: WHAT

Joey: I didn't agree to that-

Corey: ya you did, bye girlssss

Mick: girls-?

Corey: mhm, we all girly besties, NOW BYEEEEE

Sid: That's no fair! >:(

Jim: wait hold on- you and Joey gonna what-?

Corey: buh bye, cmon joes

Joey: bye-?