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Group Chat PT. 23

Chris: wassup bitches

Shawn: yo

Mick: wassup Chrissy

Chris: rlly.

Mick: ye!

Joey: hi!!

Sid: JOEYY

Joey: SIDDD

Shawn: wtf

Sid: that's how we greet each other

Shawn: freaks.

Joey: SAYS YOU

Sid: YOURE JUST JEALOUS 

Corey: oooo another fight 😊🍿

Chris: NO FIGHTS

Shawn: NOPE, I AINT JEALOUS

Sid: YES HUH

Jim: 🫥

Paul: how fun :)))

Shawn: YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING FREAKS

Sid: NO!

Shawn: YEA!

Joey: Chris tell them to stop :(

Chris: knock it off guys. We are all literally freaks-

Shawn: WELL HES MORE OF A FREAK

Sid: I PROBABLY GET MORE HOES THAN YOU 💀

Shawn: DUMBASS I WAS BALLS DEEP IN SOMEONE LAST NIGHT

Joey: *GASP*

Corey: GODDAMN

Jim: Spillll :))))

Paul: WHO

Shawn: no one. Plus, it ain't your business.

Joey: *causally turns to Chris*

Chris: what.

Corey: chrisss spillll

Chris: what?

Chris: WAIT YOU THINK THAT WAS ME!?

Mick: no shit.

Shawn: hell no.

Chris: it was not me- Wth.

Paul: it's funny how causal you guys respond bc it happens so often 😭

Joey: it's kinda sad-

Shawn: you're kinda sad Joey.

Corey: HEY HEY HEY.

Corey: women's rights :)

Jim: what-

Shawn: wait women exist?

Craig: so what you're saying Shawn, is that you didn't know women exist right? So then wtf were you "balls deep" in last night?

Shawn: ..

Sid: OH MY GOD

Corey: DAMN CRAIG

Paul: YOU JUST GOT EXPOSED SHAWN

Shawn: NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Joey: OMG IT ISSSSS

Craig: you're welcome.

Shawn: NO NO NO THAT DOESNT MEAN JACK SHIT

Corey: CHRIS?!?

Chris: OK THAT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.

Joey: Chris yo lil' BITCH ass MOTHERFUCKING ass BOTTOM ass best be explaining 🤨

Corey: well said Joey! 😊

Joey: thank you!!!

Shawn: IT WASNT HIM

Mick: BULL-MOTHERFUCKING-SHIT

Paul: why are you guys cursing so much :(

Sid: fr! My eyes are burning rn :(

Corey: bc women's rights

Jim: mhm

Joey: then where were you guys at when the crime hit? 🤨🤨🤨

Shawn: crime? There ain't no crime-

Chris: I was at my grandmas

Mick: YOUR GRANDMA IS FUCKING DEAD-?

Chris: .

Corey: delusional ass

Joey: oh shittttt

Chris: I meant to say grandpas..

Mick: HES ALSO DEAD

Chris: SHUT THE HELL UP MICK

Sid: CHRISSSSSSS

Chris: I'm fucking leaving this shit

Paul: so you can hide from the truth? :)

        -Chris left the conversation-

Sid: SHAWNNNN

Shawn: IT WASNT HIM FOR THE LAST TIME.

Joey: uh huh 😒

Shawn: JOEY STFU, THATS WHY YOUR A PROSTITUTE

Joey: hey! That's not true :(

Corey: I can confirm 

Sid: WHAT

Joey: YEA WAIT TF YOU MEAN YOU CAN CONFIRM

Corey: huh, I didn't say shit. That was mick

Mick: wtf

Corey: just let's all shut up, and bully clown more :)

Jim: yea >:)

Shawn: NO

Sid: we just wanna know the truth, mr clown man

Shawn: THAT IS THE TRUTH

Jim: that you fucked Chris

Shawn: NO-

Jim: YEA? I KNEW IT

Shawn: I SAID NO YOU ASS

Joey: lIaR lIaR pAnTs On FiRe

Corey: ain't no way you just said that

Joey: 😚😚😚

Shawn: FUCK ALL OF YOU

Sid: like you did Chris? 😏

       -Shawn left the conversation-

Jim: man's couldn't handle the truth..

Mick: mhm

Joey: but we support

Paul: BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEEEEE

Mick: YEA!

Corey's: women's rights :)