Slipknot Shit

Group chat PT, 27

Credit to Stopper77 for the idea <3333

Corey: Joey.. I have something to say..

Jim: lord have mercy

Shawn: watch your words Corey..

Corey: uh Shawn..you might wanna leave then

Chris: oh shit

Mick: Corey watch- you're gonna get your ass beat lmao

Joey: Corey maybe you should just DM me..

Shawn: no no no. Say it here. I'm curious.

Corey: oki 

Corey: Joey you have a fat fucking ass :D

Joey: ...

Mick: and you're dead-

Paul: Jesus Christ Corey-

Shawn: Corey Istg you better take that back.

Corey: but it's trueee 😭

Corey: I'd pound into that any night 😏😏

Chris: WOAH

Mick: JESUS COREY

Joey: Corey wtf- 

Shawn: ...

Chris: baby let's calm down-

Chris: remember what your therapist told you..?

Shawn: FUCK THE THERAPIST 

Sid: OH SHIT

Paul: I'm outta here :D

Jim: farewell Corey-

Corey: oh well. Said what I said and I mean it. :)

Corey: but cmon, no one else agrees?

Sid: Shawn's in the chat I can't say anything...

Shawn: COREY ISTG IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

Corey: LOL I COULD SEND YOU A VIDEO OF ME AND JOEY FUCKING

Shawn: ...

Joey: HEY LETS NOT :D

Chris: uh..Shawn, calm down please- we need a singer lmao-

Corey: :D

Corey: just to let you know that I make him scream 😊

       -Shawn left the conversation-

Mick: you're so dead man-

Jim: why'd you dig yourself deeper? 😭

Corey: cus I fucked Joey deeper 😩

Joey: hey Corey how abt you stfu :D

Corey: I'm goodddddd

Sid: Joey can I compliment your ass now? :D

Joey: NO

Sid: ;(

Paul: is it over now..?

Jim: I think, in this chat at least-

Corey: chillllll he ain't gonna do shit cus I'm so cool and so strong and I could def beat him up 😎

Chris: Corey don't be cocky- me and him were wrestling the other day and he had me pinned in about a minute-

Mick: WOAHHHHHH

Sid: in what way?? 😏😏

Chris: NOT LIKE THAT.

Corey: 🤨📸

Joey: LMAOOOO

Chris: NOT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭

Corey: uh..hey guys?

Mick: yea?

Paul: what's up?

Corey: WHAT DO YOU DO IF A PSYCHO CLOWN IS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE!?

Corey: PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS RN

Chris: oh goddamnit.

Joey: uh..

Paul: HOLY WATER :DDDD

Corey: PLEASE GUYS, I DONT HAVE LONG

Joey: THATS WHAT YOU GET

Corey: JOEY, I LOVE YOU 😭😭

Joey: LMAO YOURE DEAD

Sid: you seem so sad-

Joey: 🤷‍♂️

Mick: damn

Chris: now I have to give Shawn ANOTHER talk 😭

Jim: imagine

Chris: SERIOUSLY JIM

Jim: 🫢

Paul: hey Jo I gotta question

Joey: yes?

Paul: did he really?

Joey: did who really do what?

Paul: did Corey fuck you?

Joey: ..

Joey. ..no..

Mick: UH HUH

Joey: SHUT UP MICK 😭

Jim: fucking that "BiG aSs"

Joey: ...

Joey: really.

Jim: mhmmm 😏😏

Sid: mmmm that's hot 🥵 

Joey: SID WTF

Sid: just sayinnnnn

Mick: can I getta turn baby grill?

Joey: DUDE YOURE MARRIED-?

Mick: OH YEA

Paul: I'm tellin Stacy 😒

Mick: NO, SHES MEAN ;(

Joey: the fact that you are scared of her is kinda funny-

Mick: I AINT SCARED ITS JUST...

Mick: DUDE STFU

Joey: LMAOOOOO

Mick: dude I'm leaving this shit

Jim: man I don't blame you- she's scary

Joey: no she's not-?

Sid: SHE TOOK ME DOWN MAN, IN A MILLISECOND 😭😭

Joey: WEAK ASS

Sid: 😭

Mick: JOEY STFU, YOUD BE DEAD IF SHE AND YOU WRESTLED 😭

Joey: nu uhhh

Mick: YES HUH

Joey: WHATEVER. IM LEAVING

Mick: GOOD RIDDANCE 

Joey: 🖕🖕🖕