Sunny: Scavengers usually wonder what our future would be like. Well, here you go.
Clay: Careful, Burncow, don't touch Oceanwave. Yes, I would like a cow. Try not to make it too burned? What– no, I don't have cow racism!
Tsunami: Seriously, why did you choose this name Peril?
Peril: Look, when you have to choose between Burncow, Pigeat, and Scarletsucks, you would choose Burncow.
Glory: Deathbringer I am going to f*cking rip your jaw off. Did you teach Firefly swear words?! She's now swearing!
Deathbringer: Uh, Glory. I'm pretty sure that you—
Glory: Stop f*cking lie Deathbringer. You little piece of sh*t! Come here so I can rip you piece by piece.
*Tsnuami sniffles proudly at Glory.*
Tsnuami: I have taught her well- Riptide, get Oceanwave under control! Why the heck is she picking fights with Firefly anyways?! It's not like they have anything important to fight over. When I was younger I never fought with Glory over stupid things like this. Glory what the hell? You should have breathed the way I'm breathing!
Starflight: No, no, I'm pretty sure it goes like this, Emotional. Oh goodness sake, Damage cause ruckus somewhere else, I and Emotional are doing something very important like counting how many fur does this cow have!
Sunny: Well, there you go, folks! I will now go back to wondering how I should die.
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...